mason

i think we got ourselves a nodderrr

[mason @themasonvarner]

my name is mason and i don't know what i'm doing

[mason @themasonvarner]

Yeah dude things are a little tight right now I’m down to my last mile. But I have this inch here that I’d be happy to give you

[Domestique @Domestique___]

'I couldn’t poop for five days' – 🇩🇰 Mads Pedersen opens up on life with two broken bones

🗣️"I could not wipe my ass. My left wrist was broken and I was in a cast up to above my elbow. And my right collarbone was broken so it was in a sling. I could not poop for five days. It was a tough birth when it finally happened."

📰 https://t.co/oiYIfygbsD

📸 Cor Vos

[mason @themasonvarner]

Pacers season so good my Amish grandpa just asked me if I have watched Haliburton

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Adding peanut butter to a dish) And here’s where we get that peanut butter flavor coming through

[donald boat @laserboat999]

You never went chalice for chalice with a real goblet sipper bro i can tell

[Jordan Kline @jordybobordy]

im at the library(:

[mason @themasonvarner]

I’ve always felt like I would very close with them in real life

[mason @themasonvarner]

$9 is equivalent to $0.03 in New York

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Serious question: What were all of these people previously doing in their cars in Manhattan in the middle of a Tuesday where $9 is now a barrier to entry?

$9 is equivalent to $0.03 in NY.

[mason @themasonvarner]

Raising my hands in confusion after I manually erase the last 2 weeks of someone’s memory

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Aziz Al-Shaair with a NASTY cheapshot on Trevor Lawrence and the cart is coming out. Oh no.

https://t.co/ezPoa2nOt8

[mason @themasonvarner]

Friday August 9 we need to #RestoreTheFeeling

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Parting the Waters, by the Rev. Albert Lee Wagner, 1975

[mason @themasonvarner]

Donald Trump: Someone shot at me!

Joe Biden: I have COVID!

Ant Drake: I needa crumb dance 🐜🐜🐜

[mason @themasonvarner]

Family group chat has no idea what’s about to hit them

[Lotto-Intermarché @LottoIntermarch]

History made.

Biniam Girmay of Eritrea 🇪🇷

The first Black cyclist to win in Tour de France.

#TDF2024

[Peter Flax @Pflax1]

WHY WE WATCH

[mason @themasonvarner]

@TheoAshNFL Tour de France starts tomorrow Mr. Ash who is winning

[mason @themasonvarner]

Interesting day of research ahead of me

[mason @themasonvarner]

I WILL ALWAYS ANSWER THE CALL FOR MY COUNTRYMEN

[mason @themasonvarner]

I’m pouring mustard on you, GOAT

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

would you answer?