Cracky

Writer. Cigar smoker. Beer drinker. Movie watcher. Runs garbage and finds diamonds. Stark Raving Podcast host

[Cracky @themastercracky]

#ForzaHorizon2 #XboxShare

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The “white supremacist KKK” who burned a cross in Chicago is a Leftist anti-Trump Asian dude

Another hoax.

Every. Single. Time.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Knicks won
NYC lost.

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - American singer and entertainer Oliver Tree has died following a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, after two helicopters collided midair.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Knicks win. NYC streets look like a landfill exploded.

America, never let another New York eco-cultist lecture you about climate change, pollution, or “saving the planet.”

[Katherine @Johnmartin764]

When the law tries to rewrite physics. You can't just stop a 13,000-pound truck on a dime!

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Paddy Pimblett fought a boxer with Down syndrome in a charity exhibition match. He let the guy score a knockout.

What great sportsmanship.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

-Squatters took over his mom's house
-Didn't know how to get them out and discovered how difficult the legal process can be for homeowners
-Found a legal workaround where he could move into the house himself and essentially become the squatter's new roommate
-Realized this was a much bigger problem than most people knew
-Started making videos helping homeowners get their properties back
-Went viral
-Now has a reality TV show where he travels the country out-squatting squatters

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

[Cracky @themastercracky]

Soon

[jay plemons @jayplemons]

Bricks & Minifigs CEO Ammon McNeff has spent weeks saying he needs to see the spreadsheet for the disputed Star Wars LEGO collection.

Coffeezilla just showed him one created Sept 6, 2024, owned by BAM Franchising Inc. itself.

[Cracky @themastercracky]

Fuck that shit

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

Joe Rogan confronted by Harland Williams about how he would react if his daughter was on OnlyFans:

ROGAN: “10% of girls from age 18-24 are now on there. I haven’t been on that website.”

WILLIAMS: “I went on there for 2 hours straight and had to log off. It’s too much.”

ROGAN: “Do you think if you were a woman you’d be selling yourself on there?”

WILLIAMS: “It’s a moral dilemma. It becomes a question of how much your dignity and soul are worth.”

ROGAN: “It’s tough because you won’t feel good about yourself, but you might be making $300,000 per month. Then you’re stuck because the money’s too good to quit.”

WILLIAMS: “How would you feel if your daughter was on there?”

ROGAN: “I would feel like a complete failure as a father.”

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Bro LOL

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

Grappa teaching his grandson how to ride a bike when his muscle memory kicks in…

[Wholesome @wholesome_X_]

“me and my husband vs him and his fish” 😭😂

[Cracky @themastercracky]

This is insane

[🚘Brutal Cams🎥 @brutalcams]

Cameraman didn’t miss a frame 👏🎬