MasterParker

If I were a hotdog, I’d eat myself.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

5th round with the most kills. Apparently I needed 2nd to get in.. placed 3rd. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Thanks for the opportunity guys @Arclegger @H1Z1KotK

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

@Salinkus I have that same fear if we are being honest with each other 👀

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

@DangMattSmith my 5 year old likes watching you on YouTube. Now every time he sees a black person he says “black man!”. Thank you for the awkward moments in my life.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

A boy may approach with laughs and giggles, but a real man loves when he smacks and it jiggles.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

You know it’s been a while since you’ve played PC when you walk into your computer room and get your whole shirtless body and face covered in spiderwebs just trying to get to the desk.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

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[MasterParker @themasterparker]

@elonmusk @GerberKawasaki @thirdrowtesla Come to Texas, we can be roommates for sure.

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@PlayVALORANT @Twitch Yeeyee

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@tiredyoshi Lol..

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When the other team is getting beat so bad they move you’re teammate to the enemy team.. #4v6 @PlayVALORANT @ZionosTweeter

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@OasisNomad Does anyone know if this game is fun? Spent $25 on it yesterday morning and haven’t been able to play it yet... trying to decide whether I should just refund it.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

When everyone else in town has like 4,000 rolls of toilet paper and you just used your last square.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

Everyone: Avoid all human contact so you don’t get the corona virus!

Me:

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

@Salinkus Email password should be a no, I need to see what the questions are. I’m pretty sure it’s set to send me a verification text if I need to change. I don’t think I have security questions.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

@Salinkus That is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me 😭

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I almost never post pics, crap I hardly post words.. so here is my yearly picture.

[MasterParker @themasterparker]

@UrLuckyClover7 My roommate is a whore.

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@UrLuckyClover7 😭

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@UrLuckyClover7 @Atheenabean ❤️ totally

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@UrLuckyClover7 @EdgarAllanPwn3d @UntameWolf @Tarenwebber @Atomic_Fox_ @agosparti @Strykurs @Zaelesis @FrostShinTTV Don’t forget someone who also deserves 100 subs! @urluckyclover7

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