Matt Lynch

you let him go in the sun?

[daniel™️ @danielsogay]

If you thought sponge, bob, square, and pants were a category today I’m so sorry but the game isn’t for you

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

IM SCREAMING

[Matt Lynch @TheMattLynch]

@JenaAsciutto1
@nickfradiani
@_laporsharenae
@Jurnee
@jlloydharmon
@CoJustsam
@Williespence
@NicolinaBozzo
@wemusic

[Matt Lynch @TheMattLynch]

Favorite @AmericanIdol from every season:
@kellyclarkson
@KimberleyLocke
@DianaDeGarmo
@nadiacturner
@lisatuckermusic
@JordinSparks
@CarlySmithson
@KrisAllen
@everlysings
@thePaulMcDonald
@Phillips

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Once again, this is the best midterm performance by a first term Democratic president in 50 years.

This is Joe Biden’s Democratic Party.

[Matt Lynch @TheMattLynch]

@_danaisaiah Had to convince myself I liked dance for 8 weeks lol, but I’m so ready for the new music. @JordinSparks you are a star, always ✨

[Jordin Sparks @JordinSparks]

Back to my bread and butter 😏
https://t.co/2PyCY938HQ

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Do you want @JinkxMonsoon to snatch the #AllStars7 crown and become Queen Of All Queens? ⭐️ Use #TeamJinkx to show your support! 👑✨ @paramountplus

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Ah yes, the trip to Pats + Geno's -- a rite of passage for every tourist.

[Matt Lynch @TheMattLynch]

Check out Nadia Turner's #TinyDeskContest video & all the other entries over at @nprmusic! https://t.co/NjcwHjbxar

[Chris Harnick @chrisharnick]

This is Cecily Strong’s Emmy reel right here

[Alice Fishbein @afishb]

Roommate: “What’s The Nanny about?”
Me: “It’s about a woman who was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, ‘til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes-“
Roommate: “Oh okay-“
Me: “What was she do, where was she to go, she was out on her fanny...”

[John Levenstein @johnlevenstein]

Jessica Walter never missed. If she didn’t get a laugh there was a problem with the script.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Omg

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

The party of "Freedom Fries" would like you to know that "cancel culture" is a very serious problem.

[Matt Lynch @TheMattLynch]

@Chasten Dirty Gratin Scoundrels

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.