Matt The Wolf

Around the way they call me Mattycakes.

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@BriaMo777 Always masturbate before making important decisions

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@stressedalready "I miss, something that I never really had,
so much, that all I think about is getting it back,
I love, the way that I imagine it would feel,
So much, that my imagination made it real."
Listen to Love and Loss by matthewolf on #SoundCloud
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@itsdanalex I guess use an LLM to write something short and meaningless then take three Xanax and try to jerk off before I pass out?

Why are you here @itsdanalex?

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@pmitu So, what you're saying is: get fired because you can't do shit other than "grind"

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@CamargoJes338 Wait, you know married people who fuck?

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I've been inspired by the builders since rejoining Twitter - How do y'all feel about a vibe coded app that sucks your dick and tells you you're special, but at the same time, so the last part is kinda mumbled while you fuck your phone?

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@BriaMo777 Coca-cola from the very early 1900'$

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@_Sprinkles_77 I have never gone to a shady truck stop bathroom in Iowa and stuck my dick in a "@_sprinkles_77"

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@nora02000 Locating the clitoris

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@noweirm @itsdanalex This is the most depressing thing I have read in years

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@soonrightaway For sure - and the weird thing is too that it's not just erotic, it causes me think about sex in general and makes my dick hard.

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@theofinr Stop it, I already threw up today

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@favwontmiss People who really want to raise children make great parents. People who have kids because they think they might be lonely later on should not have fucking kids.

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@Cele_briX @18decimals Oh absolutely - that is like saying someone is gatekeeping basketball because I'm uncoordinated and will not make it to the NBA

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@BriaMo777 I blew MDMA up some girl's ass with a twizzler then left.

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@Cele_briX @18decimals No, it's like if someone ordered McDonald's and said "I cooked this." There is nothing wrong with ordering food, just don't say you fucking made it.

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@Roiblac_ @18decimals @XxxGookSlahyd6 Y'all motherfuckers really love using the word "cuck." I literally have a chair in the corner of my room and my girlfriend is down, come over and show me what you think that word means.

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@Denche2005 Hot Take: you are basically illiterate and had to use an LLM to write this, and do not build or make anything.

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@VistaLargaGames Oh totally man. That is a really strong stance to take... by the way what's your girlfriend's phone number?

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@itsdanalex 96. How many of your friends would come hang out with you in real life if you asked them to tomorrow?