Matthew Zullo

The outdoors and red meat are the cure to all life's problems.... except maybe heart disease.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Everytime I hear a progressive so much as mention "Medicare for All", I try to turn their attention to our govt's inability to deliver to the mail. How can you look at the absolute failure of the USPS and then say "I trust them to provide me with healthcare?"

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

@NationPadres It's the fucking pros, not little league. You always run up the damn score. Tingler is just as much of a fucking pussy as Woodward. @tatis_jr keep crushing them man!

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

@DGodfatherMoody @Avis Gotta use @nationalcares never stood in a line, ever.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Worst defense in the NFL... Green Bay Packers.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

The sun rose and set today, it will do it tomorrow, and the day after that as well. All is not over, all is not lost, and life goes on.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

If you've lost hope in America today, just remember that 15,000 individuals casted write in votes for a dead gorilla #HarambeLivesOn

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

@threechainzz_ me and you aren't doing politics, i love you too much. Hugs from a far. 😊

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

I honestly cannot wait for this election to be over, so EVERYONE, on all sides, will just STFU

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

The day every American was a Cubs fan!!

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Sometimes I really feel like professors think about how much they want to ruin your day when they make a test.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Hahahaha Y'all I can't. This is a real sign. #voteearly #voteoften

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

So many snapchats of it snowing where I grew up, it's safe to say I miss that so much. I've seen snow twice in the last 3 years.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Its probably weird that I have a craving for chicken wings at 8 am...

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Ahhh 4 am, we met again.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

Some days I really want to walk around singing Ke$ha lyrics and throwing glitter just a tad too violently into grumpy people's faces.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

I love chicken tacos so much, they get their own tweet.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

It's far too nice out to go to class today, stretching my break one extra day.

[Matthew Zullo @themattzullo]

The Pittsburgh throwback jerseys are absolutely awful #bumblebees