Alyn McFetridge

Once described by Fiona Bruce as 'just amazing'.

Aspiring nihilist.

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

"I'm looking for volunteers to do a 12,000ft jump from a chopper".
"No thanks, I've got a fear of heights".
"You'll be tightly strapped to Kelly Brook".
"Oh, ok then..."
#ImACeleb #KellyBrook #Jungle #Chopper

[george @StokeyyG2]

What an incredible letter written by Diogo Jota's wife, Rute Cardoso, to Andy Robertson ahead of him captaining Scotland at their first World Cup in 28 years…

🙏❤️

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@BBCBreakfast The answer to Susie's riddle is R. The sequence consists of the last letter of each month of the year in chronological order, so December ends with an R. #fridaypuzzle #sequence

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

That's the problem with the England team - they always try to lob it in. #SoccerAid #ChrisODowd #UNICEF #ENGWXI

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Hopefully Luis Enrique feels that his work is now done with PSG and fancies a fresh challenge.

PSG to FSG?

#luisenrique #PSG2FSG #LFC

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@bbc5live Gotta be a bit of Macy! https://t.co/FnRHQ3NGx5

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Action shots from the inimitable @gruffingtonpost and the SFA in Dublin tonight. Tidy. #SFA #SuperFurryAnimals #Dublin #Olympia #OlympiaTheatre #Louder

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@PsueDenim Fair point. But Tony Drago never went 15 rounds with Balboa, on a Christmas day in Moscow.

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Mark Allen & Wu Yize giving the Crucible punters great bang for their buck, whilst giving a lot of others heart palpitations .

It's like Drago v Balboa, but with bow-ties on.

#snooker #worldsnooker #semifinal

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@bbc5live Let's have a blast of 'The Distance' by Cake. Go on!

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@damekatydenise_ No Boney M?
This is an outrage!

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@bushontheradio Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap /
My Wife Can't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box.

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@LibOrNormal Easy. It was Salem's Lot.

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

The divine Tori Amos at Belfast Waterfront on Saturday evening. Sheesh, but I do miss the 90s... #ToriAmos #Belfast #Waterfront #InTimesOfDragons

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

The only way to stop Louis Bielle-Biarrey would be to make him wear his headguard back-to-front. Frightening finisher. #6Nations #SixNations #Rugby #FravEng #StadedeFrance

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Tonight's Masterchef, starring the happiest raspberry ever! #masterchef #bbcmasterchef #raspberry #happy #professionals

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@LegacySiu Stirling Albion?

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Fair play to Thames Valley Police for getting Andrew something nice for his birthday. #Andrew #Arrest #ClinkChic

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@monstroso Perhaps. The Cathedral Quarter is quite small though.

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

@DougStanhope I'd imagine you're probably not well clued-up on legendary British footballers, but I'm sure you'll approve of his choice of beverage. #Popov #PopovVodka

[Alyn McFetridge @themcfet]

Meanwhile, during the recipe costing... #apprentice #theapprentice #numberwang