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The Fall, Hull, dogs, photography, Bowie, fishing, the Undertones, sheds, rugby league. FBPE type = #stonecoldlosers

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

Dear hackers,

Erase our debts. Do something good for once.

Sincerely,

Everyone

[Marty Fields @Martyfields]

Everyone is all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart?
It sure wasn’t fucking salad.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: The unnamed celebrity who took out a super-injunction has now gone to the European Court of Human Rights and requested his name be included in the Epstein files so that he has immunity from prosecution 👀

[Neverforgetniki @nikitheblogger]

- Jahrelang Verbrenner-Verbot propagiert.
- Günstiges Gas aus Russland verboten.
- CO2-Steuer eingeführt.
- Atomkraft abgeschaltet.
- Teure Strompreise als gut fürs Klima dargestellt.
- Teure Energiekosten als Solidarität für die Ukraine dargestellt.
Komisch... Warum verlassen Mercedes und Audi bloß Deutschland?

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Friday the 13th and the Outlook is not good.

[Mark Sweep @riffraffhands]

Microsoft is still down. I've already eaten my 3 days’ worth of tins

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Andy Burnham was the only G7 leader to attend the COP31 climate summit. He clocked a 4,000-mile taxpayer-funded round trip to Turkey so he could deliver a six-minute “climate is a national security issue” speech to a half-empty hall. Leading from the front on net zero by personally burning more aviation fuel than most households will in a year.

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

The person at Microsoft trying to figure out which cord to plug back in to fix Outlook.

[Rider @luatunes]

Rumour has it that Microsoft engineers are still trying to identify the ‘traffic lights in the following images’ puzzle.

[Latimer Alder @latimeralder]

Hypocrite Burnham flew to Turkey and back to give a 6 minute speech to almost nobody.

He said he wanted to be a 'Climate Leader'. But there was nobody there to follow him

And they had to put him on the Big Screen. So he could have done it by Zoom or Teams anyway.

No doubt his 'climate leadership' will involve telling us peasants not to fly 'To Save the Climate'

I detest hypocrites

You?

https://t.co/xls7T3Ts2o

[Neverforgetniki @nikitheblogger]

Mercedes Benz stoppt alle Investitionen in Deutschland, weil es zu teuer ist.
Audi wandert in die USA ab.
Der Gewinn bei BMW bricht ein und man muss massenweise Stellen abbauen.
Haben die Menschen, die immer noch CDU und SPD wählen wollen, das eigentlich schon mitbekommen?

[Latimer Alder @latimeralder]

When Mercedes pulls out of Germany, you know their economy is approaching the End Times!

https://t.co/cHFJY2E8mF

[sandieshoes 🇬🇧 @sandieshoes]

Imagine giving Angela Rayner emergency powers to impose anything fgs.

“Angela Rayner has approved plans to house more than 1,200 migrants next to the Oxfordshire village of Piddington, despite the overwhelming opposition of residents.

The Communities Secretary has used emergency powers to bypass the council and grant planning permission to convert a former military garrison into a camp for up to 1,256 asylum seekers”

“The decision comes after Andy Burnham said that people in more affluent areas of the UK must “play their part” in housing asylum seekers”

Must play their part?
No one asked us about any of it🤨

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

A massive global Microsoft outage has disrupted services like Outlook, Teams, and Copilot across 74 countries.

We were sold digitalisation as efficiency and security. What we actually bought is dependency and insecurity.

[Chris Pavlovski 🏴‍☠️ @chrispavlovski]

Microsoft can’t fix it.

They are completely at a loss.

[June Slater @juneslater17]

TIMING IS EVERYTHING ...
👇👇👇👇
Funny timing isn't it
10th & 11th Nov - 2 celebrity cases and 1 national child protection case all in court the same 2 days.

♦️Brand and Walliams are getting 90% of the headlines.

♦️Maggie Oliver's judicial review against the Government over the 20 recommendations from the £200m child abuse inquiry that took 7 years gathering harrowing evidence is getting about 10%.🤦🤦🤦

♦️That tells you everything about why victims and survivors feel ignored.
Support her official new FB Maggie Oliver Campaigning For Justice

[Stuey Beef 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @stuey_beef]

So, there we have it.

Angela Rayner has over-ruled the local council - and massive local opposition - and approved the 1,256 migrant camp at Piddington.

She was always going to do it.

But, now we have it - Rayner and Labour don't care about the British people.

They don't care about democracy.

They don't care about public safety, services and amenities.

No Cabinet minister should have the authority to take a decision of this nature unilatterally.

They are paid by the British people.
They are in government to represent the interests of the British people.

But they don't.

[Víctor Sanchez Fortun @Motard8559]

Desde que se ha descubierto que el Terrorista de Cracovia en Polonia 🇵🇱 es de Extrema Izquierda y no de Extrema Derecha nadie ha vuelto a hablar de él.🤨🇪🇸

[Raheem J. Kassam @RaheemKassam]

Andy Burnham has now flown more than 22,500 taxpayer-funded miles in his first 115 days as Prime Minister, according to GB News. Today he went from Cop31 in Antalya, where he was the only G7 leader to turn up, straight on to Dublin: almost 4,000 miles in a day to deliver a 764-word speech telling us the climate crisis "is not a distant threat".

This from the man who said "Let's fix our own country" before he got the keys to the jet.