hot dog smuggler

go birds dickhead

[hot dog smuggler @themedpasta]

@hammerito We have several sandlot team that are very pro showing up with six IPAs and no kids. Come check out a Schuylkill River Squeeze game, we're hosting a No Star Game on 7/11

[hot dog smuggler @themedpasta]

@IronPigs

[hot dog smuggler @themedpasta]

@AidanLaPorta69 XL!

[hot dog smuggler @themedpasta]

accidentally volunteered to worked during the eagles game sunday, im gonna have to be so brave about this

[hot dog smuggler @themedpasta]

missing my beloved 🥺 (the living with the land behind the seeds walking tour)

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Rohan Singh @haan_singh91]

Me seeing everyone tailgating down at the lots

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one

[corb @awshuqs]

if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ok….

[hot dog smuggler @themedpasta]

maybe i herniated 2 discs because i dont have a phiten necklace

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

BRAT Summer (Bedridden, Resting, Asleep, Tired)

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

The Raised Catholic to Atheist struggle

[☆ (base)bail is a star ☆ @SICK0FMARSH]

“pull out the fine china, we have guests coming over”

“say less”

[Peter @stottbohmmarsh]

how it feels to be in that aisle of wegmans with the little train that goes around on the ceiling

[Justin Lever ❤️⚾️ @JustinLever3]

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