Andy Cranmer

Baller, 28 gun badboy, massive dork

[Norman Records @normanrecords]

WIN! - A Dinked Edition copy of The Boo Radleys’ 'Giant Steps (30th Anniversary Edition)'

There’s a copy of the sold out Dinked variant of the expanded, remastered reissue of this classic up for grabs.

Like, retweet, and give us a follow to entered.

https://t.co/pVleWUWTbG

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS over the past 75 years followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight

Please take just two seconds to show you care

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@therealredman So....errrr, can I get some weed?

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@JoanSmi26573875 I'm very surprised you rate him ahead of Churchill (1951-55) and Thatcher.

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@PennyMordaunt To be fair this speech has some similarities to the time poor old Gary shat himself mid match.

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@psychotronica_ The gang are all laughing at him for being a soft cock and having a massive whitey

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@NoContextBrits American women froth at the accent

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@robmanuel Maybe it's a typo and it should be 'batter'

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@edcmpbl @PoliticsJOE_UK @ainsworthharry1 We can't even issue our police with the correct sized headgear, this country is a shambles

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@SonicTheHaggis @edcmpbl @PoliticsJOE_UK @ainsworthharry1 The guy on the rights helmet is way too small

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@anthony01460661 @fesshole Edible icing? Is there an inedible type?

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@Sibisiso16 @sincerity_pics @kriswentzel9 It's a good job tortoises live such sin free lives, shagging in public and fighting each other, be more like the tortoise saith the Lord

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@PleasantKenobi It's the tamarind extract that gives it the British Empire fuck offery

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@BernieTranders I can understand the chest op, but having skulls attached to your palms is woke, lefty liberalism gone insane. Shakespeare would swivel in his casket in gammon flavoured disgust.

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@PleasantKenobi I'm so middle class I once mistook mushy peas for smashed avocado and got a horrible surprise

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@nigehelm @markthebeastman The first Stormcast to emerge from the closet, so brave.

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@Terri_White We need to get off our fat arses and actually do something

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@Terri_White Cos they know no one gives an actual shit, or will do anything harsher than tweet their disgust

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@richardosman Shouldnt that be Blue Peter presenter?

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@elonmusk And?