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Ian.

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@broom_09 @djfarr you know the cardinal sign of labour onset is failing to purchase sing star? Looks like we'll be spending tonight in hosp!

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@broom_09 @djfarr probably a bit of Jools Holland in there as well, my 21 year old self would be ashamed! Midnight song: what the fox say?

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@aliceee72 #oldwoman

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@JackHarte @Justfraser91 #whosfrasertexting

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@aliceee72 @broom_09 £30 a night sound reasonable S-H? Il throw in surplus chocolate and a male gigalo to seal the deal

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@aliceee72 @broom_09 haha pipe down gingernut! ;)

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@broom_09 @aliceee72 haha as @RealDMitchell in peep show once said, 'chance would be a fine thing'

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@aliceee72 @broom_09 ahh erm..awkward, not sure if we mentioned before Alice but...erm.. Actually ur the babysitter!

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Well you, you mekkin ma dreams come true #hallandoatsosimple

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@aliceee72 @broom_09 #loosewomen

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@jackwhitehall 'first Blunters, now mumfers' #japers

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@jackwhitehall #Japers

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@nrlewis12 @tomthorpe21 2 CHAINZ!!!

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@Greave17 @Rosco1231 @ColeenRoo @WayneRooney LMFAO #weresoproud #itsalwaysus

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RIP WALTER WHITE, YOU KNOW, THAT ONE WHO DIES DURING THE FINAL EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD #supportforsamuelljackson

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MUPFUGAHZ hatin' on @SamuelLJackson for spoiling BB 1. Y wasn't watching it str8 away priority #1 2. Y cum on twitter? #SpoilerCity #dumbass

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@EmmettScanlan you will always be paddy to me!

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@broom_09 fo sho :)

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Paris time :) @thememorythief

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@groomtings the future Mitchell and Webb @RealDMitchell @arobertwebb