The Earl

Communications specialist | PRO | Author | Earl of Elukhunje

[The Earl @themenace5]

@mkainerugaba Afande it seems you're sober today, go drink something at Nakasero

[Eric @amerix]

You are saying that VAT on Fuel has been reduced from 16% to 8%,

Where is that Gazette notice or legislation triggering this amendment?

#RejectFuelPrices

[The Earl @themenace5]

@ntvuganda Protecting the gains... Indeed

[Eric @amerix]

The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion.

600 billion in 40 years.

The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion.

Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years.

The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion.

Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years!

Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow only 2 trillion, but he borrowed an extra 5.3 trillion ILLEGALLY.

By the time Uhuru left, we had paid 7 trillion according to an independent and verifiable forensic audit.

We paid the legal 2 trillion, and also paid Uhuru's illegal debt of 5 trillion.

Therefore, our balance was 1.5 trillion in 2022.

However, the debt has continued to skyrocket, rising from 8.5 trillion to 12 trillion.

This begs the question, who is pocketing our money?

Why is the parliament not summoning Uhuru to explain this blatant constitutional violation?

Why is Ruto not being put to task by parliament on why he continues to abet this illegal repayment?

Why are we paying a debt that doesn't exist?

Today, for every 100 shillings we collect as revenue, 96 shillings is repaying this debt.

A debt that doesn't exist, builds nothing, and gives zero return on investment.

We are only left with 4 shillings to pay civil servants, run the government, and build infrastructure.

We are in chains.

Our children deserve to be told the truth.

We can't hand the country to them that is in debt, in shambles and in chains.

This madness must stop!

[JESHI LA SIFUNA @Jeshi_LaSifuna]

And The Truth Shall Set Us Free...

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Make some noise in #RejectCyberCrimeLaw Retweeting the first good 200 Tweets!

[The Earl @themenace5]

@Senate_KE You're never beating the corruption allegations as a house

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Parliamentary privilege is not for sale. I will not be gagged for demanding answers on the 500,000 tonnes of duty-free rice imports that threaten Kenyan farmers.

Kenya will not kneel to cartels. This is a battle between cartels and Kenyans. I choose Kenyans.

If you think threats will work, bring it on.

Aluta continua!

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Why the Church at State House Was Always Mabati....

I think it is good that I also speak about this issue because what President Ruto is doing by building a permanent church at State House is not just a matter of faith but a clear overstep into dangerous territory where public property is being altered for personal religious legacy, and that should concern every Kenyan regardless of their belief.

State House has always had a mabati church structure, and that was not by accident or because previous presidents lacked money or faith, it was a quiet, wise decision to keep the structure non-permanent so that in case a future president came from a different religion, they could easily remove it without controversy or constitutional drama.

When you build a permanent church on public land, even if you claim you are using personal funds, it still amounts to repurposing state property for religious symbolism that does not represent the full Kenyan identity, and that crosses a line that was intentionally never crossed before.

If tomorrow a Muslim president takes over, what will stop them from demolishing Ruto’s permanent church and constructing a mosque in its place, and then what happens when another president from yet another faith wins, will every new term come with a bulldozer and a blueprint for a new sacred structure.

This is why previous administrations left that church as mabati and modest, it allowed room for spiritual practice without imposing permanent religious marks on the presidency or the land that belongs to the people, and that balance protected everyone, Christian or not, from exclusion or forced symbolism.

There’s a deeper message here, because when the president uses his position to plant permanent religious buildings inside national landmarks, he is not acting as a humble servant of the people, he is behaving like a ruler who believes the presidency is an extension of his personal beliefs and not a neutral office meant to serve all equally.

We must say this plainly and early, Kenya is a secular state, and no amount of private money justifies altering the physical identity of State House into a shrine for one faith, because once that door is opened, it cannot be closed without conflict, resentment, and future power struggles over public spaces.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Can we recall Esther Passaris? #ByeByePassaris

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Hello Messrs. @Wachira and @LinusKaikai.

I trust that you are well.

Because @citizentvkenya gave Fred Okeng’o Matiang’i an exclusive platform to lie about all the atrocities he presided over between 2013 to 2022 with hardly any significant challenges by @SamGituku, I request an opportunity for an exclusive interview as a rejoinder because I was one of his victims.

I would like the interview to be done live but remotely since I am currently in Ontario.

Best regards.
Miguna Miguna

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Been informed this newly built hotel in Kapsabet allegedly belongs to the head of procurement at KDF. That he has built in in the one year he has been on that job. Is this true? Anyone with more info about this my dm is open.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

NO ONE SHOULD HAVE THIS POWER

Protesting in Kenya is about to become nearly impossible, not because the Constitution has been amended or free speech formally revoked, but because a single sentence hidden inside the Public Order (Amendment) Bill uses distance, not violence, to dismantle protest, and this sentence quietly bans gatherings within 100 metres of any protected institution, which might sound small or procedural, but in reality it is a strategic death blow to civic resistance.

Each building of political or judicial importance, including Parliament, Treasury, the Office of the President, the Supreme Court, police headquarters, and other undefined “protected areas,” will be surrounded by a 100-metre exclusion zone, and because these buildings are not far apart, these zones will begin to overlap quickly, effectively turning Nairobi's entire Central Business District into one giant no-go zone where any form of protest, even if peaceful or symbolic, is instantly criminalized.

This overlapping creates a silent fence across the city, and because protest is not just about expression but about location, it means citizens will be legally blocked from standing near the very institutions they seek to hold accountable, and if they do step into these invisible perimeters, even without violence or slogans, they can be fined heavily or jailed for up to three months, making protest not just dangerous but logistically impossible in the places that matter most.

When you criminalize position instead of behavior, when your guilt is determined not by what you do but by where you stand, then you no longer live in a democracy but in a psychological cage, where the act of gathering carries the weight of subversion, and where silence becomes self-imposed because fear has been mapped onto public space in circles that the state can expand, redraw, or reclassify at any time without warning or appeal.

This rule does not keep the peace, it kills the possibility of pressure, because the regime no longer needs to confront the public’s anger, it only needs to make sure that anger is standing too far away to be heard, and once that happens, protest becomes a private emotion, not a public force, and the people are reduced to statistics, not actors in their own country’s direction.

No one should ever have the power to decide where the people are allowed to be angry, because the right to be present near power is not a privilege granted by politicians, it is the core of any democratic society, and when that right is fenced off by overlapping technicalities written in polite legalese, what you are witnessing is not public order, it is spatial repression.

[Eric @amerix]

Our biggest problem is THE PARLIAMENT.

That is where the garbage ferments.

That is where the violation of our constitution and the distortion of our values take place.

That is where the soul of our nation is defiled unabated.

MPs are crooks, fools and functionally illiterates who don't read the bills they vote on as long as they are bribed.

Women reps, on the other hand, are bimbos, hoodrats and sleazeballs who can't be role models to women.

MPs are cold-hearted and callous, and they don't care about the voices of the people they represent.

MPs no longer represent the people.

— and they take us for granted.

Last year when parliament was breached, they were so scared and terrified that they began having the right conversation, and speaking the proper language of our constitution.

But now their horns have regrown.

Unless we beat, whip and stone these crooked MPs, we shall continue whining and gnashing our teeth.

#DrainTheSwamp

[African News feed. @africansinnews]

Togo uprising: The people have broken their silence and taken to the streets against Faure Gnassingbe the unelected heir of a 58 year dictatorship. A new wave of popular consciousness is uniting citizens across divisions defying fear bans and brutal repression.

[The Bakchod Bro🚩 @thebackchodbro]

@C_NyaKundiH Riggy G represents the very system Gen Z is rising against—corrupt, outdated, and violently self-serving. Time's up.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Once again, NO bookshop was looted throughout the country. Some consistency across generations.

[Eric @amerix]

In Western Kenya and even Uganda, we beat "Nyababa" thrice a year,

• April (Planting season)

• August (Harvesting season)

• December (Land preparation)

We thump our feet, slap surfaces, beat, shout and scream "Nyababa tsia mumbo!" — "Demons go to hell!"

Every home at 8 PM on the nights of

- 24th/25th of April

- 24th/25th of August

- 24th/25th of December

— would wait for the sound of "Nyababa tsia mumbo" coming from the East like a thunderous approach of rainstorms.

This was the duty of teenagers and the youths of every home to chase these demons, shouting and condemning these spirits.

The aim was to chase them far away so that they don't interfere with the anticipated bumber harvest of the season, and also to chase away "Omuyeka" or viral pandemics that might sweep away poultry and even babies.

Make some noise!

[The Earl @themenace5]

@WorldAthletics @Kipyegon_Faith @athletics_kenya Congratulations Kipyegon. We keep the Faith.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

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