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@luvthispayne me on my way to pick a fight w/ my man because i’m bored

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@McAllisterMike1 what a perfect song

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@JDabz87 this is so fucking amusing lmfaooo

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

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@skylcrxo @shes_rADIAnt i think that’s the second time she did that! i forgot who she ratted out but maybe bryce? but the way she retold it was a little twisted

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@soverzealous yeah i don’t think he’s as physically attracted to aniya but he probably feels bad pulling back cuz he likes her as a person

[Des🌹 @soverzealous]

these images are spiritually identical 👀🧿 #loveislandusa

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@RiverCol912 una verguenza

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just noticed jen’s forehead has a helluva slope #loveisland

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being an ecuador soccer fan is such a humiliation ritual bruh #worldcup

[neha @neharedy]

i love that they picked the billy joel track. while everyone’s reaching for sinatra or empire state of mind, this stands out so beautifully and makes the city feel less like a postcard and more like a place.

thank the lord, good commercials are so back.

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@kermitswyliee all the teen moms on reddit are LIVID that she said this btw lmao

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@dieworkwear omg lmfao

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JAPAN WITH THE TIE!!! omgggg #worldcup

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

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@Jessicaoma_ he’s

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@Joel0607 @NoahHurowitz who was shot last night as a result of the knicks winning

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@Newt19701 @Joel0607 @NoahHurowitz lmao

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@Newt19701 @Joel0607 @NoahHurowitz you’re like 55 and obsessed with wrestling

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@Joel0607 @NoahHurowitz i’m so sorry for your loss of three school busses.

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@OsheaJacksonJr BING BONG