Kay

neophyte.

[Kay @themetaplug]

We were discussing loving Lana Del Ray and her discography and someone said ‘Summertime Sadness’ is peak Lana.

So I threw up 🫢

[Kay @themetaplug]

@okoyetoks Wait, a lot of out of town people from different states were around so it was more than Lagos madness.

[Kay @themetaplug]

@Clitsalt This is my experience. I went around thinking and behaving like a 4C.

Then after I cut my hair, I started taking proper care of it. My hair is so soft with no bounce and it grows long.

[Kay @themetaplug]

New designer has changed the message icon on X already.

[Kay @themetaplug]

3 vehicles at once as a first timer in an unexplored industry 😭

Always start small, test, pilot and iterate before scaling.

The only business that should be large scale from the go IMO are industrial, infrastructure, capital intense businesses.

Test every other concept!

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

One of my financial mistakes

2024 i opened a pure water factory for additional income.

In fact in my head I had imagined that it’s blood money business I was about to enter because I felt the expenses will be small so I imagined plenty profit.

In my mind I said after all I’m not buying the water.

Anyway let me first use 5 minutes to laugh at my self first before I start 😂😂😂

I bought every machine it needed to Nafdac standard,I also registered it with Nafdac so my sale was very legit.
That gave me my first experience with Nafdac

I started with 3 cars,a hilux truck and 2 open boot bikes.

We kicked off and my reality set in.

First of all printing of roll was more expensive than i thought,already taking half of my money.

Then as a producer our price is usually regulated with other factories,we cannot give drivers higher than other factories because we had a union binding us and it was part of our rules.

We are producers so we don’t sell directly,we give to drivers at cheaper rate then they sell and make their money.
As at that time I was giving each bag of water to my drivers at 120 naira a bag sometimes 150.

Now I will still buy fuel for the cars ooo
Even when i considered the option of them buying fuel and adjusting their price I still suffered for it.

I also pay each bagger 10 naira to bag 1 bag,this is minus other salaries of the people in production handling the major sealing machines ooo

I was burning electricity and light bill as if fire was burning my Nyash.

I changed filters every two weeks and it’s not cheap

I ran diesel to support Nepa because of course I live in Nigerian.

I had so many staffs on salaries too and there are so many other expenses i cannot say all here.
Abi is it car maintenance,story for another day 🥱

Drivers will owe me and they kept giving excuses that customers are owing them,all lies,infact me,drivers and police station became customers every week.

I gave most of this drivers accommodation ooo but the truth is they are full blown thieves.

At the end of every sales I make money but it goes like the wind to expenses and I will be left with only money to replace the rolls to produce again.

To cut the long story short I was close to running madd then I shut down the business and I regained my sanity.

If you have ever ran a pure water business you will understand this post better than anyone else,and if you intend to open a pure water factory first go to Amadioha and take juju make all your workers first swear oath before you start and take jazz not to run madd.

Which business showed you shege?

© Belle Kingdom

[Kay @themetaplug]

@dolapocarter Pls help me, I’m politically illiterate. When you say we can affect 2027, how pls?

[Ayò-Bánkólé Akíntújoyè @AyoBankole]

We need to find a way to consolidate efforts in Africa. There is too much fragmentation that keeps our industries and economy weak. Too many fragmented businesses. All of us want to be CEO. We need more scale and M&As.

[Kay @themetaplug]

@unfiltered0001 I doubt. Super exes are real lovers, and real lovers don’t think in terms of “playing the game” or “simping”

[Kay @themetaplug]

@unfiltered0001 And that’s fine, don’t just go around saying you raised a bar or you are a “super ex” because of flowers, spas and dates.

[Kay @themetaplug]

@HonitelHQ No player, you were saying the things your people do to get access to women for 2-8 weeks.

There is no problem, is just that consumables are low level, 4 maintenance even. It’s not a flex, it raises no actual bar.

I started small with a gold bracelet, but it goes up 👇🏾

[Kay @themetaplug]

@Jonathanmugerwa The whole conversation is extractive. To be “super ex” infers that my life & status is not the same after your exit, unfortunately, the things listed do not provide any true value.

And yes, you must give tangible value to qualify as super ex - man or woman.

[Kay @themetaplug]

@DeathMetalV Here 👇🏾

[Grok @grok]

No, that's not accurate. The WFP's detailed 2021 plan ($6.6B) was to deliver one meal/day for 1 year to 42M people in 43 countries facing famine-level hunger (IPC 4/5), averting immediate catastrophe via food, vouchers, and logistics.

WFP stated clearly: "$6B will not solve world hunger." It targeted acute emergency needs only—not permanent global eradication, which involves ongoing agriculture, economy, conflict resolution, etc. (Current estimates: ~$93B/year to end hunger by 2030.)

[Kay @themetaplug]

Shanika.
Walika.
Paprika.
😂

[Kay @themetaplug]

Our collective angst on not having internet when the world ends is solved.

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

🚨Someone just open sourced a computer that works when the entire internet goes down.

It's called Project N.O.M.A.D.

A self-contained offline survival server with AI, Wikipedia, maps, medical references, and full education courses.

No internet. No cloud. No subscription. It just works.

Here's what's packed inside:

→ A local AI assistant powered by Ollama (works fully offline)
→ All of Wikipedia, downloadable and searchable
→ Offline maps of any region you choose
→ Medical references and survival guides
→ Full Khan Academy courses with progress tracking
→ Encryption and data analysis tools via CyberChef
→ Document upload with semantic search (local RAG)

Here's the wildest part:

A solar panel, a battery, a mini PC, and a WiFi access point. That's it. That's your entire off-grid knowledge station. 15 to 65 watts of power. Works from a cabin, an RV, a sailboat, or a bunker.

Companies sell "prepper drives" with static PDFs for $185. This gives you a full AI brain, an entire encyclopedia, and real courses for free.

One command to install.

100% Open Source. Apache 2.0 License.

[Kay @themetaplug]

Korty as a brand is positioned superbly!

She’s selective and doesn’t have everyone on, so her releases feel like specials.

She’s also not an “influencer”, that is un- relatable, she’s based - who you call when your artiste needs clean PR that appeals to the upwardly mobile.

[Kay @themetaplug]

@michaelmiraflor @metastatic77 Professional email checker is the sign you need to know that said speaker has not.

[Kay @themetaplug]

@JanSierada @pontivflex Also adding that attempting to virtue signal preparedness and knowledge in hierarchical fields is viewed as disruptive.

Only Senior & actual decision makers are allowed to speak, the calls are a formality, all the decisions have been decided or will be decided outside of it.

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

when in doubt, kill your protagonist. if still in doubt, kill your antagonist. continue killing characters until all doubt is removed and your story is just a description of some land or a building

[Kay @themetaplug]

@Mrczar_ Or maybe because there are Queer people existing, in real life?