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my opinion only, speaking for me. i work during the day, talk sh*t at night. account largely used to shame brands i love yet hate.

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@Rosenbergradio Winnie Cooper. Danica Keller.

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@JerryDa75197942 @JoJoFromJerz

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@RickD_GK Incorrect. The terminal velocity of an M&M is basically that of a penny, which is not even remotely life-threatening.

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Dear @espn why am I watching fucking @VandyBoys right now instead of @DU_Hockey on ESPN2 right now?

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@GrindeOptions Parody account?

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@TheLenderman432 @TheBertaTiger Your English is getting better, comrade!

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@TheLenderman432 @TheBertaTiger As a proud American hockey player, we can admit they ran the roost most of the game. But we won, so celebrate! But suggesting we donintaed is some clown school shit.

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@KeeganHall @RealSkipBayless @HowlinHusky Nah, he’s a smedium for sure. But definitely more “smuh” than full medium.

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@Patrick59126977 @Angry_Staffer Your English is pretty good for a Russian troll account!

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@grey4626 This is very eloquent and well-written. Absolutely unhinged and without a meaningful strand of truth, but an undeniably impressive use of language.

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@RodKahx Yeah, we’re working on it. They’re called elections. If we all up and left, the problem would only get worse. And over-throwing the government by force isn’t the way to beat these guys. Have to win clean.

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@SecWar Managed to get it down close to 10%! So proud of them.

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@Jack4NJ “Desperation is a stinky cologne, John.”

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@Coste1Costello As a Trump-loathing person… they’re not primary citizens because they were born here but because at least one of their parents is a citizen who meets standard criteria. That whole family is dumb, don’t make it easy for other by saying dumb shit like this.

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Hey @Uber here is your periodic reminder that you fucking suck. YOU HAVE ONE FUCKING JOB.

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@NHL fucking up the playoffs, again.

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Binner’s a winner! @BizNasty2point0

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DENMARK KNOCKS OUT CANADA AND WILL MOVE ON TO THE SEMIS!

NICK OLESEN WITH THE WINNER! ONE OF THE BIGGEST UPSETS IN TOURNAMENT HISTORY!!! #MensWorlds

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@Angry_Staffer Realistically won’t they just go to Yale, Chicago, Stanford, etc instead? And it’s not like Harvard couldn’t fill the spots. Fully recognize this is not your point; to your point I have to suspect this gets somehow reversed.

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@NJMets20 @matt_NJD You’re like the 5th best sports team in NYC. How’s early golf been with all of the pollen?

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@BrightRedPill1 @Angry_Staffer @80sGeek The comment you replied to was about deporting a US citizen. Your response was about anti-father bias in courts. I’m not even saying you don’t have a point, I’m saying you’re not remotely talking about the same thing. Dooouuucccchhhheeebag.