Michael Allison

I make things up for a living. IG: the.michael.allison

[alex @alex_abads]

my grandma survived WWII and she’s never seen a filipino bomb this hard 😞

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

#Grammys2023 What’s up with your audio?

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

I hope to see a @themandalorian & @LastOfUsHBO crossover on @nbcsnl tonight, where @pedropascal1 is either taking care of both Grogu and Ellie or he messes up the show he’s in.

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

Did that guy really drop the flowers? Distasteful. #MayweatherAsakura

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

I found out that beavers build dams to block running water so they can have a stable body of water to build their nests. Why? I saw my dad watching a video of a guy clearing canals of beaver dams. I thought it was stupid, but got curious, and wanted to know why beavers do it.

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

@TopGunMovie @TomCruise @whoopigoldberg got your upcoming movie

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

Damn it, #stevebluesclues

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

@RedhorsebeerPH

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So … it’s finally come to this …

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

#SuperBowlLV #HalfTimeShow #darkman #TheWeeknd

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

I knew he fit somewhere

[EHA News @eha_news]

Kenya's Daily Nation newspaper about events at the #Capitol:

▪️“Who's the banana republic now ?"

▪️"Who knows? One day, we might write a story about this land. Or make a movie."

▪️"The movie might have a title along the lines "From First World to Third World in Four Years."

[Lex @_LexusNicole]

This looks like when Scar took over Pride Rock

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

#antimaskers and conspiracy theorists to people who are simply protecting themselves. #birdbox #garybirdbox

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

@brownjb He probably is, but in the 1800s.

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

@BarackObama Sir, can you provide a speech regarding the safety of returning to school. Maybe reps will think it’s a bad idea and oppose it. This could be the only way to ensure the safety of our students and educators.

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

The soaps I received for Christmas over the years have finally come in handy.

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

@NYGovCuomo for president.

[Michael Allison @themike_a]

@Double0AG got robbed.