Mike Webb

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@Footballtweet maybe if he had never touched an iPad, he would do this

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@gauravisnotme How many years of experience is required?

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

All right, brace yourselves, I’m gonna post a Karen rant. But when you put on your highway sign that there is a Starbucks off the exit, causing me to take that exit to go get the Starbucks, it should be an actual freestanding Starbucks that I can drive through! You should not be advertising Starbucks inside grocery stores on your highway signs!!

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@yacineMTB But would you have written it yourself?

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@Dimillian you have such a sweet gig

"build random stuff with codex all day"

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@yunta_tsai Communism: ideas so good they’re mandatory

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@septisum Was it a hard girl-math problem?

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@Shpigford the best kind of shrinkage. congrats.

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@usr_bin_roygbiv choosy devs choose jif

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@usr_bin_roygbiv Embarrassing

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@elonmusk Ya’ll got anymore of them 67% discounts for heavy?

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@SIGKITTEN I love catching strays from the kids

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@GergelyOrosz If you ship with multi-az, you shipped too late

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@karankendre That someone does not worry about such things as token limits

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@Zombieshoot @RhysSullivan It’s the modern day computer speaker buzz when you’re about to get a text

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

no one is more optimistic than a mom preparing a plate for their toddler

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@sama @thsottiaux I like to believe whenever he resets the limits, everyone in the office sings a little “reset limits” jingle, like when you leave a tip at cold stone creamery.

[Mike Webb @themikebwebb]

@Dannyjokes Remember, you only lose your money when you eat the eggs. HODL.