Mike (one of dozens)

Lifelong learner. Government Hack. Nobody here can dance like me.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

Will vote against my own interests for coffee.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@KalleSorbo Perfectly said.

[Kalle📸 @KalleSorbo]

I think Nolan’s Odyssey was very obviously using the framework of an ancient story to make a point about the modern western world and was never meant to be a straight text to screen adaptation and if you don’t understand that maybe film is just not the medium for you.

[Miriel Serindae @MirielSerindae]

Hey so... What the fuck?!

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

It’s been one adulting after another today, hasn’t it.

[Tater Magoo-ish @PlantRobinson]

Full disclosure:

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@fundersum Where do you stand on parentheses? Asking for a friend.

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

my mornings start by listening to the donkey kong country soundtrack and driving my car directly into a fruit vendor's stand at 200 miles per hour

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

If I die at my desk, please make sure my Teams status stays green

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@difficultpatty You’re just living the dream over there (my vote is for the middle one)

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[HellCatMaddy @Madmaddingcrowd]

“No sex scenes and the food looks horrible.”

Sounds like dinner with my wife!

[💫 Nova 💫 @supernova_freak]

Let's play doctor! I'll be the doctor.

You owe me $9,800.

[Ȓ̶̳y̵̨̎ @RavenBrood81]

Making it through Monday is its own reward. But just in case, here’s a cookie.

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@niviara999 Because you’re no snitch?

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@lunaxstereo No, we’re cool now, I subscribed to their friendship!

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

Gonna start proactively unfollowing accounts that are probably AI bots.

No offense to said bots, but I don’t think they have the programming to be offended (yet) so

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@lunaxstereo Thanks, Caly 😁

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

I’m bettering myself physically, mentally and emotionally.

[taytay @healingitall]

outgrowing the people you love is the worst kind of heartbreak

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@staceeyeewell Boogie woogie woogie?

[Mike (one of dozens) @TheMikeCheck12]

@jurassicjells