Mike Messer

He/Him. Nate from Wasabi, Singer from SuperWings. Adoraborealis. I see you and I love you. Almost no one at all sees my tweets, so I don’t say important things.

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@dzdork2 @JML10218 @yashar Honestly a cunt.

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@Casey_Muldoon @vplus Wow… i thought the interviewer’s question was dumb but you , @Casey_Muldoon , have redefined dumb for an entire generation
go back under your rock and stay there forever

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@VanPebbl3 @peterlanee Not if you ask Bernard Purdie

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@MammothNationUS What, Did tRUMP survive his 9th big mac of the day? Is Ronald McDonald the assasin you speak of?

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The Beginning of the End Of The World https://t.co/mLfc1n5ID8 via @YouTube

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Harrison Ford makes rare presidential endorsement: 'I've never wanted to talk about it' https://t.co/xUXyTG3aTH

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@elonmusk How can I stop seeing posts from that drooling mass of useless blubber @elonmusk ? I can't seem to get his fat ass off my feed

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Check out my new single "Moving On" distributed by @DistroKid and live on iHeartRadio! https://t.co/fDyYHrELe4

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@elonmusk How do I stop seeing @elonmusk tweets?

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@GuntherEagleman @krassenstein @GuntherEagleman you should think about leaving X… or stop complaining?

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@realsmthgorothr @jules_su Is that you in the background begging for change?

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@jules_su Chaya is a useless cunt

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@elonmusk You’re a fucking idiot

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@JebraFaushay @ChayaRaichik10 Cause she didnt wanna catch whatever it was that melted this person’s brain.

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@ChayaRaichik10 For a person whose primary concern seems to be not being misquoted you sure do a lot of putting words in other people’s mouths.
The hypocrisy is strong with this one.

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@cjohnson999 @krassenstein @BurtMaclin_FBI It’s both

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@JoeTalkShow @laralogan You want to keep him from stopping you and Lara from forcing fiction on your audiences. That’s literally what you wrote.

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@nyscanner I love New York so much