Sam Heard

British. Autistic. Leftist. Wooper. Not necessarily in that order.
(he/him)

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

To the six humans and 75 porn bots following me on here, I'm switching to bluesky (https://t.co/N4YC80TcEX) because it seems a bit more chill and a bit less likely to cause the downfall of western democracy. Thanks twitter, we'll always have the memories.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@SatNextTo Because this company has always bent over backwards to accomodate anyone who gives them the slightest shred of mainstream legitimacy, especially NFL knobheads.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@TempestWT Actually nvm I forgot we should be focusing on the positives. @TempestWT You heard about the netflix deal?

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@TempestWT It's amazing that Tony Khan can sit there while CM Punk buries his entire company, and answer questions about sexual harrassment allegations while wearing a stupid hat, and STILL be marginally better at this than HHH.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

Maybe Jonathan Gullis should retrain and get a job in cyber.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@TeamTripleJump It just works.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@lornlornlors This is not news to anyone paying attention 😂

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@lornlornlors The entire town is orange, Spencer cannot be stopped.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

This became Prime Minister. So I still fancy my chances.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@jonahwootentv @BattleRapBum They're on some WWE shit

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@SeanRossSapp Would have happened earlier if they hadn't had to see Tyson Fury and Drew McIntyre's karaoke session a couple years ago.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@lornlornlors *REMINISCENT fuck

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@lornlornlors Very astute observational comedy here, remiscent of the late Victoria Wood.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We just dropped in on Liz Truss’s pro-Trump speaking tour with a remote-controlled lettuce banner. She didn’t find it funny. 🥬

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

#BlockMusk is trending? I did that before he even bought the platform lmao

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@JohninBucuresti @michael78591368 Englishman here. I know and love the big hits from The Proclaimers but this was my first time hearing this song. I cried. I needed this today.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Sam Heard @TheMilksword]

@AWholeLottaLotl @ColonizerKamala @Emmmyalluu @IslaDawn He even gave it away by saying XY chromosomes were *commonly* found in boys/men. As in not always. Can't even keep the narrative straight in his own head.

Also today I learned Elon made c*s a slur lmaoooo