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life is only fun if you have experiments you don’t tell anyone about

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@wannabfisherman feeling gratitude❤️

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and just like that she is soooooo back :-)

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@wannabfisherman being completely unaware of you taking these photos resulting in my face not being in them is giving soft launch

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

beautiful day with Paulina creating new fucked up vocabulary

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nonetheless she persisted and by that i mean i had a terrible morning that contained cleaning up after my roommate’s dog and burning bacon which is humiliating but all was set right again when i got to have a multiple location hangout with ms @wannabfisherman

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say that shit to my face challenge i tag YOU🫵

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Performative? since when was putting on a little show a bad thing ?

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typo alert idgaf

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me patiently waiting for demitria to pick me up to go have steak frites and tell me my fake bf astrological chart is cursed

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

things i find incredibly chic:
1. being 86d from CC club as a 23 year old woman
2. getting a man's name as a tattoo whilst he's lovebombing you
3. using your beautiful face and body to bum a cigarette for your friend
4. never wearing a bra even when naysayers hate you for it

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Just gonna leave this here

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everytime i start making a wedding cake im like wowwww this sucks and is hard and dumb and im a scammer and i will never succeed and then i finish them and im the most tired ive ever been and im like wait nevermind that was fun and im talented im gonna do it again in 1-2 months

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philly bf update he came to mn and took me everywhere i wanted to go

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if i had to carry around my special pictures in a locket i would have like One million lockets to carry around and they would jangle really loud in my pockets

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@B0Hboi it’s funny cus i just saw ur location and was like where the fuck is jake hill. But this makes sense

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okay my heart lives in philly and on the weekend it goes to new jersey (philly bf took these)

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*carrie bradshaw voice* and i have to wonder, is it my duty in life to show local men on each coast the bewildering and supple nature of a midwestern woman?

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pov you’re my philly bf taking a picture of me drinking my milkshake on our 2nd and last date so he can “commemorate the special moment”

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my flex is two separate people i just met called out of work to hangout with me in philly today #myimpact

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Philly bf confirmed