Oh to be Leonard

Your local cryptid. she/her. 22.

[Oh to be Leonard @themkmelon]

I swear to god a bagel and an iced coffee can solve any problem someone from the northeast is having

[nancypelosi.bsky.social @officialkluges]

all of these have happened in what, like, 48 hours. incredible start

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

hard to find book

[con @wnbatwink]

is it crack? is that what you smoke? you smoke crack?

[Brenden Deeg @BrendenDeeg_]

The Eagles had a "gauntlet" schedule starting Week 7.

They are 4-0 with wins over the Dolphins, Cowboys, and Chiefs. Those teams have a 21-6 combined record.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Zack and Cody can finally dine at the fancy italian restaurant they reserved 15 years ago

[henrietta platchki @dragontattoogrI]

You can actually track the decline of Hollywood back to when white actresses stopped wearing their natural curly hair

[Mike the Mayor @_MikeBishop]

October in Philadelphia is a month-long bender. No one knows what day it is. Everybody drinks too much. We get up & pretend to work just to take a half-day & get ready for the next game. Is it a 1 o’clock? 4:25? 5:07? 8:07? Sunday Night? Monday Night? Who cares

Go Phils Go Birds

[Underground Sports Philadelphia @UndergroundPHI]

SHOVE IT 😈

#FlyEaglesFly

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

City of Brotherly Shove

[Scott Nover @ScottNover]

Hi Travis Kelce stans! Soooo, you might be wondering who this Taylor Swift is, how music works, what “dating” means, is she better than Skyy Moore. Lotta questions, I know, but bear with me and we’re gonna go through it real slowly. 1/x 🧵

[tia @cursedhive]

not picture me thick as thieves with your ex wife

[trevy @chillextremist]

The entity is actually chill af once you get to know him

[dudermane @612jack]

bro last night was a refreshing take on an old classic

[kos @kostancaaa__]

i just feel like if they said the birds home opener thursday is being postponed until danelo cavalcante was caught he’d be in custody before the birds game today ends