Momo

Living La vita lenta ✨

[Dolapo🩷🌟 @dtf_szn]

there’s no way you can convince me to follow you to Tarkwa Bay.

[Momo @themofeoluwaa]

It’s growing on me 😅

[JustTired @uh_femi]

@themofeoluwaa is pretty much the only person I greet in Japanese by default these days.
Hearing her say "Sayounara" just now made me proud of her, somehow ✨

[Momo @themofeoluwaa]

Last thing I’d do is to shalaye to a man that’s not mine.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Just finished calculating the money I’ll spend if I spend two nights in a resort in Lagos and I can assure myself and everyone else that it would be better to spend the money outside Nigeria.

[Unicorn Dreams @PinkPsychonaut]

152k for a fucking tank top will never be justifiable to me. I don't give a fuck about the brand name. It's not reasonable in any regard.

[Bimbola Royale @bimbolaroyale]

Many broken marriages already had cracks that were being patched in Nigeria. The egalitarian nature of European societies only expose them.

A lot of Nigerian marriages aren't built on genuine love, MUTUAL respect, and partnerships. If your understanding of being a husband is financial provision only, in a society where your wife can earn as much as you or even more, you become worthless. If your understanding of being a wife is only to do house chores and take care of the children, your husband will seek everything else outside.

Abroad, your money + your spouse's money = household income. Bills cannot be paid by one person. Otherwise, they will burn out. And if you want a partner that will split bills with you, you have to pull your weight in home management: cooking, cleaning, etc. Both you and your wife cannot go out in the cold all day, and you come back home expecting them to go and cook for you every day. They will start to resent you after a while.

Child care is not the prerogative of one person. Both partners have to sit down to plan how children will be cared for: school drop-off and pickup, hospital appointments, extra-curricular activities, etc. It's all too overwhelming for one person to handle.

And the big elephant in the room is abuse. Whether physical, emotional, financial, or even psychological, abuse is completely frowned at in this society. If you abuse your partner and they file an official report, best believe the marriage is over. There are no in-laws that will advise them to keep enduring. There are no religious leaders to blackmail them into staying in the marriage. There is no fear of social stigma.

Until everyone understands this and stops being selfish, divorce rates will continue to increase.

[Momo @themofeoluwaa]

Why is everyone having their event on December 13? Is there something you people are not telling us?

[Lillian✨❤️ @_Onyinyechiiii]

Funfere’s sister (to mention but a few) knew the road to his house but they called her an apologist for not publicly condemning the things her brother did.
Give everyone the same end of the stick.

[Big Daddy 💫 @TheSolape]

Since the day Chibby told us how many units a session of air frying costs, I have not touched my air fryer.

It’s been over a year now if I’m correct; if not more sef 💀

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

MORE BLACK ROM COMS PLEASE

[Momo @themofeoluwaa]

If you're going to be the judge and advisor in other people's business, you must be ready to receive counsel on your own. Reciprocity is key.

[ADEAYO @ade_adeayo]

Spotify has been consistent with their support for Nigerian music across all levels.

It’s a genuine interest and support to see the ecosystem grow to reach its full potential.

A big shout out to Spotify for the Greasy Tunes Café.

I just watch Adekunle Gold perform with Yinka Ayefele.

My heart is full.

[susa @prinkasusa]

my grandpa once told me "do not tell anyone your business unless it benefits you that they know" as a yapper, i took that advice and never looked back. best thing i ever heard

[🛸 @tufthug]

dying of laughter together is my favourite non sexual act of intimacy

[temitope ajimoti @temi_ajimoti]

LOL Naira Marley can make 100 videos explaining his version of events & I will never like him again(not that he cares)! And it’s simply cause there’a video proof of Sam Larr coming to beat mohbad! Idc what y’all say even if they didn’t physically Kpai the boy…..

[Momo @themofeoluwaa]

Leemaoo

[Ms ‘deola. @deyola_a]

Small Aminu that they said you should do,you sent everybody away. Mtcheeeew

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

If you’re going to link for sex, shouldn’t your common sense tell you not to wear perfume oil on your neck? Male or female.

[ella mayo @anushaspears]

in your 10s

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

[Momo @themofeoluwaa]

It is not by releasing a movie every December oh 😏😏….take your time Nollywood filmmakers!!

We can and we will wait!