Tony Mowbray

the officially unofficial parody account of the big one!

[Fifty Shades of Boro @fiftyShadesBoro]

He were elbow deep in our brown spider and working us like a filthy ventriloquist's dummy , I'd only had one gottle of geer #50ShadesOfBoro

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

@conjow_kapow or8 lad!

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

SorRy GUyS , WE CaNT offEr wOt BlaCkbern arE for SImun Cokz , it IS 2 much Munny

[Fifty Shades of Boro @fiftyShadesBoro]

It were our birthday, for a sexy treat he bought me a pound world vajazzle and fisted me round the back of empire #50ShadesOfBoro

[Fifty Shades of Boro @fiftyShadesBoro]

His erection wriggled out like a snake and I were it's charmer . 'exotic' I thought as I necked his lambrini #50ShadesOfBoro

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

WhY aRE pOeple So NAsty

[Fifty Shades of Boro @fiftyShadesBoro]

He called his dick Tony Mowbray, I could see why, I were sick just looking at it, no way was he training in my stadium. #50ShadesOfBoro

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

GoT a FEw NEw FoLlOWERS LoL thANks for ThE help @BoroLADS , noW Do AnY of THem WAnt a SeSon Tiket , or SCott McDonALD?

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

I MIght DrES MCDonAlD UP As EMnes and Send HIm dOwn to SwaNSheep insTeaD

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

THis WEek I HAVe bEEn MoStly teaching ConNor RipkEy SwEARs to Call mido. #sUCcesFul

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

I WiL seND AlL my FOlloWersA piCTUre (SIgned) ofMY ScROTum

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

@BoroLADS LoL beNnat roTE that!

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

@BoroLADS Mc Mogga yeah that's my name, I work under pressure and I change the game, won a cup once or twice, my players got me feeling nice

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

WHy WaS cUrtiS maIN not Pl-yIng

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

@BoroLADS can I Av a ReTweet orShoUt out ? it wOUld make JOe BennEts day lul

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

@BoroLADS wHEn I'M In BOro TOwn I FeEL LikE AKing! I WEAr aDIDAS not ELlesse

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

GiBSon hasSLashed myWAges , Ive HaD to EndoRse a Sorce range 4 some ExTra dosh

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

AsKED CLAttermole HoW he FEels abOUTGrAnt leadBiytEr bIRThday party ...oops

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

@HelenGranger2 You WAns tWEEtedME but you dO not FOLO ME voolay foo cooshay avek mwa ? SES SWAR ?

[Tony Mowbray @themogganaut]

LoL ROBson GReene IsIN GOAL . We Guna GET AMMERED