Polka Queen of the Midwest

Life's a garden, dig it

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

best birthday ever thanks @_bigjayy_

[Kelly's Irish Times @irishtimesdc]

“It was the best of Times. It was the worst of Times. It was the Irish Times.”

[a giant motherloving lizard @trannydevito_]

an american girl doll who tailgates at every browns game

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

I just asked my three year old nephew how old he thought I was, he said sixty-eight.

[Annie Ertle @annieertle]

For lent I am giving up Cher’s cover of “walking in Memphis.” It’s going to be hard as hell but I honestly think I’ll be a better woman for it

[ESPN @espn]

Evan McPherson was all of us watching the Halftime Show

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

I have an affinity for the people that surf lake erie in the winter

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

guessing what your neighbor who snow plowed your driveway for you drinks is a new fun game. does he drink IPAs or does he just have long hair?

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

people saying “well we will have holidays next year” for the last two years, now understand cleveland sports fan mentality

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

is very bad, yo i got a fake ID tho

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

how are we supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

[Cleveland Metroparks Zoo @clemetzoo]

“An apology is necessary after my visit to the Cleveland Zoo: I’m sorry I got lipstick on your giraffe.” -Betty White ❤️

[Bella @bellachaosqueen]

The CDC recommends doses and mimosas champagne and cocaine to help get you through

[Bette Dangerous @Heidi_Cuda]

I’m knackered!😂🦠🏇

[Polka Queen of the Midwest @themoiflower]

the wildest thing about santa claus isn’t the elves, or flying reindeer, it’s the fact that he’s doing the gallon challenge every sixteen houses

[Kate Quigley @KateQFunny]

Once I thought I was at an ugly sweater party, but it was actually just a Steelers bar

[peter hess @PeterNHess]

i’m at the testing line

i’m at the superspreader event

i’m at the combination testing line and superspreader event