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I enjoyed The Wolfman remake w/ Benicio

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@MikeDrucker will you plz write a Bayou Billy feature-length film?? I must see this happen before I die

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@kasie He’s there to pick up his check 💰

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@treasonstickers I thought Jason Voorhees killed all those mofos that night

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@thedailybeast This guy had sex?!

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@brideylee 👏🏻

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@Predator I will only watch if it ends with the Predator walking into a house with balloons and Chris Hansen is waiting for him

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@dlicj Haha no but that is blowing my mind

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@dlicj Does it have a website?

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I want a Star Wars movie to explore the tender love story of Jabba and his wife a la The Notebook. #StarWarsTheLastJedi

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@dlicj I wanna hear more stories about this neighbor

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@ArdenMyrin 🙏🏻 please do a podcast about bachelorette season 8 with Arie. It is so terrible / amazing im going bonkers watching it alone 🙏🏻

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a super mario game that's only the day job plumbing stuff like unclogging sewage and callin ppl about unpaid invoices. same music tho

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Good morning N Korea says it's ready to start nuclear war with the US but first let's go to the sky-copter for a look at your traffic. Rick?

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-Birth
-Schooling
-Marriage
-Children
-Retirement
-Brag About Eating Corn-On-The-Cob After Replacing Dentures With Dental Implants
-Death

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@realDonaldTrump After 7 years of my aunt saying she will "win the powerball" why not done?

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When u go to #church but thinkin bout somethin dirrrrty

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Thank you Jesus for everything you've done for me 🙏🏻 #praisejesus