Chalk Consumer

I eat chalk and shit computers

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

@GuyWithCoolHat @rob_mcrobberson My stainless steel pots live to be scratched by my cookware. It’s why I got them

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

It’s low key palpable when someone with an open throat chakra blesses you or prays for you

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

No, babe, you don’t understand. They ARE paying me to go to top golf during work hours. And have a few beers

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

@GuyWithCoolHat @wildstwawberry Like any card game the goal is to end the game on your terms

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

@GuyWithCoolHat Join the corporate world bro, so much more life here

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

Didn’t wanna participate in the Dr. discourse but I went today and… yeah…

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

“But if a low-skill job will earn a living wage, why would anyone choose a high-skill job?” You must not have any aspirations, huh?

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

I am beginning to understand why these companies filter with these questions.

[Unwilling Banana Republican @VoxPrudentia]

Maybe I'm just dumb, but I feel like this doesn't explain the task that's being asked of you at all?

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

I can’t believe they did Bellamy like that

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

I’m having a hard time finding any non-blue check replies to this post

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

What’s happening?!?

[FCC @FCC]

https://t.co/VKvWdEdmZY

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

What?

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: FOR THE FIRST TIME, HUMANITY "SAW" A REAL MOLECULE

Not an illustration.
It's not a 3D render.
It's not digital art.
It's an actual molecule.

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

Yeah man, I’m real smart, I come in to my job and click on a computer screen for 8 hours. Then I go home and guess what?

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

*goes into very hard job*
“Hi, can you do hard job?”
“Yes!”
“Great! You will be doing it alone for the foreseeable future and get no help.”

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

Now reading: me

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

Beginning to think there have always been problems happening right now immediately

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

@GuyWithCoolHat A lot of esoterica has fallen to cosplayers

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

@theralkia This is why I take stimulants

[Chalk Consumer @themomeguy]

Sorry babe, the boys and I are achieving Christ consciousness later