Michelle Fu

I am a responsible woman-child and social distancing rock star who comes to Twitter for some laughs, mostly.

[Michelle Fu @themoogal]

@IanJaeger29 How about every President??

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@wiseconnector Dolly Parton, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Robert Downey Jr and Keanu Reeves come to mind first

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@RachelBitecofer I'm a Raiders fan so absolutely CANNOT root for the Chiefs (but Mahomes is SO good!) so I'll be cheering for the Eagles

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@phicksUSMC @InternetH0F My first thought, too.

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@AshySlasheeDB Those eyes and those lips!! 👀👄

[Morag Mitchell @MoragMitchell3]

I just read this on Facebook:

Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

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@wiseconnector And with it I would pay for their eye exam and new glasses! 🤓

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@LaissezVoltaire @just_mindy Yes, I hosted a dinner and a movie night and my friend group LOVES to bring stuff. I didn't want extra food in my house, so had to get stern with some of them.... And STILL had leftovers

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@JoJoFromJerz That was quite enjoyable!!

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@lippyent I've got mine! (Over 60)

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@WHATSFORDlNNER ❤️❤️❤️

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Here we have Miss Piggy taking the piss out of Martha Stewart for 94 seconds straight.

It is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in years.

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@CTOTHELOS77 3 Almond Joys, 3 Peppermint Patties, and one Milk Duds..... AND GET TWIZZLERS THE HELL OF THIS LIST!

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@wanyeburkett I'm not at "fund my hobbies without concern" level, but I am at "order whatever I want on the menu, including dessert" level of wealth. I spent many years at 'budgeting for groceries and no dining out" level, so I appreciate where I am now.

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@FoodPornPhotos I say yes, but it depends on if someone likes mushrooms or not.

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@wiseconnector Disappointing

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@Gavlebocken 😍😍😍

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That last sentence....

[Quinn Trashfire 🗽💙🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Quinn_trashfire]

@Amberwavesbrave @mmpadellan @SCash28251 My mom's brother worked with them & being the guy his is, befriended a few. Sometimes they'd be at our holiday if they were alone. And guess what? They schooled my teen punk ass to be grateful for living in this country.

And y'all voted in the shit they were getting away from.

[Michelle Fu @themoogal]

@Tjeerd001 Always thinking about food and show tunes constantly playing in my brain

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@FoodPornPhotos Chewy!