Helen

No longer blogging. Still tweeting.

[Helen @themumatronblog]

Life lessons to remember on bad days. https://t.co/lROdS3LyN6 Helen Aveyard

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@MelissaKahn7 All my apples have a single bite out of them 🍎🍏

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Shout out to @firstdirect for proving yet again that they stand head & shoulders above when it comes to customer service 🥳

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@johnbrookes4266 @ElaineYoung94 🙄

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Can’t be the only one pissed that the media are reporting on an announcement before it’s happened with information that they know will be announced- how is this ok? #lockdownuk

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Can @asda sort their Morley store out? Total free for all inside. Families and couples shopping. S.D advice not being followed. Complicated one way system that’s lacking clear signage and staff/ customer that are unsafe as a result. Dangerous. #Covid_19 #COVIDIOTS #MayDay

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@Honest_Father Watch loooots of cooking shows

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Anyone else’s children insisting on being naked for #lockdown #ThursdayThoughts

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Toddler is confusing the playdough box with some kind of al a carte selection box where by each colour is a taste to be savoured #lockdown

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@Hermesparcels delivered a different parcel today that I ordered after this one- kinda expected them to come together. how can I find out where it is? Your bot doesn’t know.

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@sainsburys Thanks I’ve managed to get one online after perseverance!

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@sainsburys where can I get my hands on one of these?

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@Shamrocco

[. @KAlWlDDRINGTON]

literally the entire uk watching #maskedsinger

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This Peggy, Kate, Jakob scenario has had me laughing all week #thearchers #BBCR4 #archersomnibus

[Linda Green @LindaGreenisms]

Today the UK has sent a message to the world that you can be sacked for lying (twice), be derided as unfit for office by your ex-boss, have used racist language multiple times, but as long as you went to Eton and Oxford, 0.3% of the population can make you our PM #NotMyPM

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😫@asda what have you done to your little angels wipes?! My favourite baby wipes are now leaving my hands and everything else sticky and smelling weird #thereasonihavewipesinthefirstplace

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@RoyalMail just left my food parcel in our builders porta loo- it was NOT my designated safe place. 🤮

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@Shamrocco @McDonaldsUK Yeah #StillABigMac

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@AmazonHelp It’s here, thanks

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@AmazonUK Kind of annoying when at 8.59 my package was within walking distance of my house according to your tracker!

[Alison Perry @iamalisonperry]

You know those exhausted looking mums (and dads) you see rocking a pram back & forth in a cafe? Ever wanted to tell them they’re doing a great job? Well now you can! The Tired Mums’ Cake Club will buy cake and cuppas for knackered parents around the UK! https://t.co/02VWsHIKU0