Neil Armitage

Poultry keeper and fan of the outdoors and free range for anything.
Work for myself.
Live in the wilds of Yorkshire.
Allotment holder and grower of real food.

[Neil Armitage @themuttsknutts]

@CyrusShepard Eric ward said almost the exact same thing to me a decade ago

[Travel Saint Lucia UK @SaintLuciaUK]

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[Neil Armitage @themuttsknutts]

@SamaHoole Doris for PM!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Are you one of us? 😅

[Neil Armitage @themuttsknutts]

@GuyBarter Any #brassica is better from the #garden than the shop. not long till these are ready

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Politicians are 99% c¥nts!

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@IsThisA3DModel Can't be any worse than the sh!t they produced beforehand!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 common sense!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 dignity

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@netherfield34 They do make a decent plonk!

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@elonmusk it would be nice if it linked to the text it lifted directly from my website!

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@SBakerMD i follow 15 of the top 20

[World's Amazing Things @Hana_b30]

Japan is converting car parks into
floating gardens. Great idea ✔️

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

I won’t. Repost if you agree.

[Neil Armitage @themuttsknutts]

@karl_fh Don't do supermarkets - 100% carnivore - only have a butcher.

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@zoeharcombe the devil incarnate!

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@natejhake yes

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@LoveGrowingVeg I got one on thistle yesterday.

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@catturd2 how stoned are those fish going to be?