Neil Armitage

Poultry keeper and fan of the outdoors and free range for anything.
Work for myself.
Live in the wilds of Yorkshire.
Allotment holder and grower of real food.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 He couldn't possibly do any more of a shit job than the last half dozen idiots

[Dogs do speak @6speak]

Baby cow ❤️

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https://t.co/NtizWaw0B5 UK #poultry #show #national #chickens

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Black Pekin Bantam cockerel at the #UK #national #Poultry show https://t.co/JoUfuFrAO9 via @YouTube

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Bantam welsummer cockerel at the national poultry show https://t.co/q7cNj6cLhE via @YouTube

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Pineapples in Yorkshire

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@ClarksonsFarm1 dignity?

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@ClarksonsFarm1 ducks

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@lilyraynyc Agreed. Mine is so full of crap that I'm not interested in I have pretty much given up on it. And my Youtube feed seems as bad. I mean whats the point of following someone (or a topic) if they never show up in your feed

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@ClarksonsFarm1

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Paddling pool

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Bumblebees and poppies to brighten your afternoon #heatwave

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@CyrusShepard Eric ward said almost the exact same thing to me a decade ago

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@SamaHoole Doris for PM!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

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Are you one of us? 😅

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@GuyBarter Any #brassica is better from the #garden than the shop. not long till these are ready

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Politicians are 99% c¥nts!

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@IsThisA3DModel Can't be any worse than the sh!t they produced beforehand!