Mzinga™️

We fighting battles our parents never won.
You only live once and if you live right,once is enough

[Mzinga™️ @TheMzinga]

@Stutor_KE @baroswahjr In other words, Jamaa wetu Bado ako semi finals. 😂

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@Oluochcreative @Bill_Valar Wamefanya ile kitu

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@Lil_gallery06 Even calls ain't going through @safaricom

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@VOTAGE_VOTAGE @amerix Change or perish

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@_Wachiraa @ivymuthe Ukweli.

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@Onorpik Any day any time

[Sir Adam ™ @AdamMaina_]

The plot twist is crazy 😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

A man has now decided to become a National Geographic reporter of the Indian Ocean, documenting the mysterious activities of beachboys under the water. Apparently, what many people suspected all along is actually not a conspiracy theory, it’s field research! In the video, one beachboy is “teaching” daughter of Agrippina how to swim.

But my friend, the lesson looks less like swimming and more like advanced practicals in horizontal engineering. Meanwhile, the brother’s nuclear weapon inside the shorts appears to be on a full military parade, standing at attention like a soldier waiting for the command.

Now scientists need to study these beachboys properly. Because ordinary men struggle to keep their makagare working in water, but these fellows somehow manage to keep entire systems fully operational under the ocean. That is not biology, that is marine technology god one.

And the daughter of Agrippina in the video seems to be enjoying the lesson very much. At some point she even wrapped her legs around the mikora like she was afraid the Bluetooth signal might drop and disconnect the session.

People think the electricity in Mombasa only comes from Kenya Power. They don’t know there are beachboys out there generating their own high-voltage current inside the Indian Ocean. So my brothers, let this be a public service announcement.

If your woman says she’s going to the beach to learn swimming, just know there are instructors there offering extra practical lessons you never registered for. By the time she comes back, the syllabus might have been fully upgraded to the beachboys’ advanced curriculum. Na Beacon utaiokotea huko Sultan Hamud. Chesaa.

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@KRACare @brackingshity @Its_REALWHIZZY Hard tackle there but the referee waves play on.😆

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@KRACare @Its_REALWHIZZY Hii ni 10 nil😆

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@kafangi Don't drink and drive.

[Llewellyn Ouya @LlewellynOuya]

Tired of working so hard yet you're always broke? Do this in 2026;

1. Learn to say "NO".. "oh, you need 20k at 2am coz you failed an alcoblow test? I didn't tell you to drink and drive.. sort yourself out"

2. Avoid impulse buying - those mabati "non-stick" pots you watched your favourite influencer buy will rust within 2 months.. trust me, your sufurias are better.

3. You always struggle to pay school fees and rent yet your wife is pressuring you to move the kids to a more expensive school.. say NO!

4. You lose so much money on alcohol and gambling.. why don't you quit? I promise you that you'll be healthier physically and mentally plus you'll have money in your pocket.

5. You have been in the same position at work for 5 years and they don't want to promote you.. look for a better paying job aggressively.

6. You spend your evenings and weekends watching Netflix, partying and sleeping.. why not learn a Skill and have a sidehustle that adds money to your pocket?

7. You spend so much money on shopping.. audit your shopping list and get rid of what you can do without.. trust me, you don't need to buy blueband, jam, peanut butter and honey.. one of them will do.

8. You have multiple high interest mobile app loans that you repay and borrow every month while losing a lot of money to interest.. it's time to get rid of such bad debts.

9. You like chasing the skirt.. paying rent for multiple ladies while your wife and kids are suffering at home.. why dent your bank account because of lack of discipline?

10. You don't need to "upgrade" your curtains and seats after every 6 months.. trust me, no one cares!

[InspiroQuest @InspiroQuest]

Give me 2 minutes, and I' ll give you a 364 day game plan to dominate 2026.

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[Wealth Director @wealth_director]

The strongest are gentle. The smartest are quiet. The wealthiest are simple. The happiest are private. Real power doesn’t need to prove itself.

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@AokoOtieno_ You knew mama

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@AIRTEL_KE @0_Edu0 @1999 @2999 Since 14 September. My issue has not been solved. Reply your DMs

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@AIRTEL_KE Address the issue with the 5G router speed first. From 6PM to 12AM. Have been calling customer care but nothing seems to be solved. Am even considering not renewing for the next 30 days. Address your internet speeds issue at night.

[Mzinga™️ @TheMzinga]

@orville_keyah @AIRTEL_KE @AIRTEL_KE. This is a problem even in Nyeri county. I gave called them multiple times and no help comes. Am even thinking of changing to Safaricom now.

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@AIRTEL_KE Airtel 5G smart box