Emily

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

Honestly I’m not surprised

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

Might fuck around and start actually using twitter again...stay tuned.

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

@lilhowlermonkey 2:25

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

The Vienna leak

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

“ EEW EWW ITS STILL PINK PAULA PUT THAT DOWN”

[Nathan Brooks @brooksnathan]

My fiancé thinks I'm the only person that does this so let's see:

RT... if you bang your straw violently on a flat surface until the end pokes through the paper and then pull it out

LIKE... if you tear the end off with your fingers and pull the straw out, no violence

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

@brookepineau I relate to this sooo much, but guess what? We’re living dept free and growing as people in the mean time

[sad girls club 🌸♓️ @crystaltitties]

Who needs sex when you have mozzarella sticks? Hahahaha I’m lonely.

[jay @fatherjstn]

sleepovers when you’re small: omg stop laughing and go to sleep you guys!!

sleepovers now: so i don't think i'm capable of love

[Dillon Nussbaum, MD @NussbaumMD]

When all the shit in 2018 hit you so hard that nothing can faze you

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

@souljaboy @dmx @realDonaldTrump get on that 👏🏼

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

“We could be making so much more money if we had better friends “

[Emily @thenamesemilyx]

I know damn well that’s supposed to be King Kong but it looks like a man holding a cello