While all the Districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties!
May the odds be ever in your favor!!!
Victims are still in the water.
The Blackhawk crew is still strapped into the cockpit.
Families are mourning.
And Trump is blaming DEI, suggesting our pilots and air traffic controllers don't deserve their jobs.
We need compassion and leadership—
Our President showed none.
My agenda today:
• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote
Can you imagine you’re a parent and your son leaves the house, and you say, Jimmy I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son doesn’t come back because of a guy armed with an AR-15?
Because that actually happens, all across this country.
When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.
If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.
If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.
Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.
Y’all on food stamps, section 8, and childcare vouchers saying y’all should vote for trump. Newsflash!!! He wants to remove all government assistance, it’s literally in the paperwork! worms for brains.