Tattoo God 💉🩸

[Tattoo God 💉🩸 @TheNamesLarson]

First person to buy a beer at the fest, I feel accomplished and only 3 people called me an alcoholic

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Vance Munson @GT_____]

I like how the kid’s instinct is to go for the handshake before he even sees Haaland, veteran move

[dopamine @dopamine273]

seems to be a glitch on instagram rn where the hoes don't message you back, hoping for a patch soon

[Barnabas @barnabasdotexe]

Are the graphing calculators you need for algebra II still like $100 or did somebody finally end that racket.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

the sexual tension between me and the girl 40 people behind me on the TSA line

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

How sick is this poster celebrating the Knicks?!

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

who decided a piano player should be called a Penis

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[kage @sukikage_]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[mima 𓅰 @cormorantics]

despite all my rage i am still just a rat who evades

[sinister @eelliixxiirrr]

feel like i could grab a bullet mid air if i really locked in

[Jason @pdfmafia_]

Sending this to her and saying “us”

[Brenden Schaeffer🎳 @bschaeffer12]

Elite new in-game promotion just dropped.

True perfection, no notes.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important.

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[🧀 @kyuuuby]

bro tapped the kid like they hang out together every weekend 😭

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[WORLD CULTURE 🌐 @pedestrian]

Every single painting he drops is an instant classic

[charlie g - making boxtown🕵️‍♀️ @charliepgavin]

Is the guy who created rabbids pissed off about the minions or what

[dawn @empireofdusk]

best part of every Toy Story movie is when Slinky Dog says "guys! its woody!" like yeah man it really is