Neil F

It's good to talk no matter who you are

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

[Ben Meynell @BenMeynell]

Yoane Wissa. I’ve seen signs #nufc

[GW @gw850]

The day this bloke is eaten by a crocodile, bitten by a deadly snake, or hit by an articulated lorry, CANNOT come soon enough.

[GW @gw850]

Eddie Howe coming back off holiday, to find James Trafford eating a Full English in the Club canteen:

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Two-tier knee-taking.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

R Truth vs PSG:

0 Dribbles
0 Duels Won
0 Key Passes
12 Smiles
1 Pen Miss

LET THE BALL GO OUT ❤️❤️❤️

[Moaty @YewChooba]

What a shite season 2025/26 has been. Thank you @god for restoring my faith in the beautiful game.

[Lee @mcfcman66]

Not sure what procedure Alan has had, assume it’s heart, but he’s lost a load of timber and looking so much better.

Good luck Alan, get well soon…

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Lewis Miley until 2032 ✍️

[Dominic Scurr @DomScurr]

NUFC's 2025/26 Premier League season 👇

Most defeats outside of relegation zone (17)✅

Most points dropped from winning positions (27)✅

Fewest points gained from losing positions (3)✅

Most goals conceded in final 15 mins (20)✅

Club's biggest summer transfer spend ever✅

[SP @sspencerukk]

Finally some proper British journalism 👏

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

Did you manage to get out the Championship this year?

Middlesbrough:

[Marc Duffy @MarcSDuffy]

I’m surprised the spy managed to stay awake

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

[Matt Chapman @MCYeeehaaa]

If you are on the @GamRegGB and you think horse racing is bad. Or gambling is dirty. Or we don’t have sympathy to those who need help…have a listen. Just listen @Keir_Starmer. Just listen @UKLabour. All we can ask…🏇🙏

[Craig Burley @craigburley]

Best league in the world 💤

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

Nick Woltemade's 8th League goal moves him above Shefki Kuqi, Georgi Kinkladze,Jason McAteer and Pierre Van Hooijdonk in the Premier League all time goal scorers table. 🇩🇪

[Ben Kentish @BenKentish]

Convinced we’d win Eurovision with this

[Simon Forrest @SimonForrest11]

Funny, but fair ... 🤣

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

British Government in a shambles tonight. Nobody quite clear who’s in charge. Who would have thought Labour would be been even more useless than the Tories? Starmer living on borrowed time. Support ebbing away. But to what? Nobody knows. The world has rarely been more dangerous in modern times and we barely have a government.