The New Pope

God is a woman and so am I, be good do good

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

My goal in life is to make the pope cry

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

A line a day keeps the adhd at bay

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Gods just watching us with a popcorn and a dr pepper

[Mary O’Hara @dogseatass]

Good thing we have a replacement @thenewagepope

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

The pope is basically just a ziplock bag filled with mayo #lent #PopeFrancis

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Listen the pope might not touch children but I think it’s fucking disgusting that he protects people that do #lent

[Mary O’Hara @dogseatass]

I knew something was off about him #lizardpeople

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Just found out the popes a virgin what a fucking loser #getsome #oldmanvirgin

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Tell me, would you rather have a 20 y/o girl with bright pink hair or a dusty pillow as your pope?

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Happy #WorldDownSyndromeDay my number one rule as pope is respect !! Today let us remind ourselves to treat people with kindness and spread love without limitations #HappinessDay

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Why the pope look like an unflavored saltine cracker #PopeFrancis #lent

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

You do not understand the fight for justice among the the oppressed. You are not kneeling in the streets fighting for equality. You are safe and fed and comfortable in your palace. It’s a shame you call yourself a leader of the marginalized #Myanmar #lent

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

With great sorrow, I must recall the dramatic situation in #Myanmar, where many people, especially young people, are losing their lives to offer hope to their country. I too kneel in the streets of Myanmar and say: End the violence! May dialogue prevail!

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

@Pontifex doesn’t floss🚫🦷

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

@Pontifex is actually 3 lizards in a costume #lizardpeople #lent

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Homophobia is a sin. It says it in the Bible. Jesus Christ himself was a gay man. #respectmybeliefs

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: The Vatican decrees that the Catholic Church cannot bless same-sex unions since God 'cannot bless sin.' https://t.co/SSdZKGsm5h

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Today at the Vatican we celebrate Lent, but as we abstain from temptation, we cannot forget about the reptiles who rule our planet:( #peaceamongallspecies #reptilians

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

Just wait till I take over the Vatican and get my hands on all that yummy gold u got in there #Vatican #lent

[The New Pope @thenewagepope]

OPEN THE VATICAN TO SYRIAN REFUGEES U GOT ALL THAT ROOM FOR NOTHIN!!!!!

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Ten years ago, the bloody conflict in Syria began that has caused one of the most serious humanitarian catastrophes. Let us #PrayTogether so that all the suffering experienced by beloved and tortured Syria might not be forgotten and so that our solidarity might revive their hope.