Jay Warner

ahead of my time, but only by a week... marketing guru, achievement junkie, drummer, comedian wannabe, and punk rock alumni.

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@MikeFOX29 Alexi’s new show muscles are “traps” trapezius muscles not “lats”. Want to ensure you get your fetishes correct lol.

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@RickSantorum @realDonaldTrump That’s because you are a cuck. You don’t think Iran will retaliate from inside our own soil?

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@marcorubio Cuck

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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Cuck

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@AB84 @Shanemgillis “You see the legacy AB is leaving for his kids?”

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@tomcolicchio Sarcasm of course, Chef….

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@tomcolicchio Those ain’t no sammiches! Freedom!

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@holden88 @laurenboebert Yeah Guns!!!

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@SoggyBottom22 @mattgaetz Because she’ll graduate soon…

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@MikeFOX29 @AlexHolleyFOX29 @FOX29philly would like to bid on Mike’s art. Do you guys accept Kohls cash?

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@PhilMickelson Hey Phil- how does the LIV tour and the financiers therein celebrate 9/11. Because of the financin’ of the attacks and all. They financed these horrific attacks bro . How does this get compartmentalized? Do you feel an odd sense of anything in this day? Heart hurts today.

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@tomcolicchio Very insulting to rocks.

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@gtconway3d Attaboy!

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@RonnyJacksonTX Are you ok?

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@GOP The con is on.

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@TomiLahren Hey dum dum. 42 of his 44 former cabinet members aren’t voting for him. That’s odd.

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@GovMikeHuckabee @RobertKennedyJr @realDonaldTrump 42 out of 44 of his former cabinet members are not voting for him. That’s odd.

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@tomcolicchio We need to introduce civics as a high school curriculum again. Ffs.

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@MTGrepp Millions. Prob 2 million out of 330 million.

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@tomcolicchio People suck. Not all people. I hate anonymity on social platforms. Cowards.