Nick Noble

heavy metal sucks and rock n roll is dead.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

Bobby Hill>every cartoon character ever. #kingofthehill

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

What a crazy #Bengals season opener. I'll never forget this game. Unlike the actual players who will forget this game from CTE weeks from now.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

With the queen now dead we finally get to see pedophile King Charles in charge. I'm digging this new prequel of game of thrones.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

I don't think Quentin Tarantino is racist but whoever writes his movies needs chill out a little bit.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

Can’t wait until tomorrow so I can buy all these fireworks half off. #deals

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

@cashdaddiespod Looking forward to the new episode early. Us readers are voting strong and most literally have nothing else to do tonight.

[𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗛 𝗗𝗔𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗘𝗦 🎙️ @cashdaddiespod]

The readers always seem to have a way of getting it done. 75 retweets and we’ll drop the episode tonight

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

@cashdaddiespod @howie_dewey talking to @Evan_Hand

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

I once saw the Mona Lisa in Paris. It was cool but I didn’t really Louvre it.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

People holding crypto need to just be patient. Pretend your @SteveWilkosTV just wait and eventually it should pay off in a couple years. If not then you can get pissed and toss a chair through your wall.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

Creeps and now since Covid has made it even harder to meet new people. You can’t even buy a nice lady a drink unless you @DoorDash it from the bar itself.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

@cashdaddiespod Been waiting on that wallet (if it ever does happen) since March and getting out of there ASAP. I want to move those coins. Not sell them back to them to get out.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

Ready for 4/20 to finally end this year. Tired of seeing tons of people just openly wishing Hitler a happy b day.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

Headshop: ”Yeah that 7ft tall glass bong with an ash catcher that changes color as you hit it, you also need a u-haul to get it home and at least two roommates to light it is just for tobacco use only!”

Me: “Oh what kind of tobacco do you sell?”

Headshop: “we don’t”

[chris neff @chrisneffcomedy]

You mean the crypto sale?

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

I used to date a girl who would sleep with her eyes open. It was crazy. Especially when mall security showed up to claim back their H&M store manikin.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

The line for the vaccine went super quick @meijer but its the photo booth after to get my picture taken with my sticker that’s taking so long :(

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

I money is tight for everyone for everyone and right now but earlier my race car bed was repossessed.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

I’m not worried about getting shot twice to get vaccinated. I heard it took @50cent 9 times.

[Nick Noble @thenicknoble]

Honestly can’t wait for the vaccine. I don’t really care which microchip I get I just prefer the one that helps warns me before I overdraft my checking account.