L Shanks

She's fabulous, but she's evil... Bless her heart.

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@Staggfilms Ginger Royce

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If using a stick of butter and half a tub of sour cream in the mash potatoes is wrong- I don’t want to be right...

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TheMr has an Under Armor shirt, Quicksilver shorts, and Skechers shoes...apparently I’m married to a 16yr old skater...

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Just bought the Starbucks Mocha K Cups in bulk on Amazon- now we can stop living like animals...#needmymocha #coffee

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Going to a funeral for a man who got married in a graveyard in the clothes he’d been farming in all day...I think it’s safe to wear jeans.#youcantmakethisup

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My playlist this morning:
#Motörhead
#kennychesney
#bowlingforsoup
#franksinatra

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Bracing myself for lunch the parents. His conspiracy theories and Her ailments. #goodtimes

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My 75yr old mother just told me I’m in charge of deleting shit off her computer when she dies... “make it crash or something” - now I’m terrified! #oldpeeps #weallhavesecrets

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It’s 1:30pm and I just realized I forgot to wear earrings. Now I feel all exposed and nasty... What’s next, underwear?

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@ChrisDanielShow those glass grape clusters

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What the hell is Patrick Reed wearing red for? #poser

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My life is 50% wondering if my adult child is alive, and 50% wondering when my mom-n-law will die...

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Rodman praising Trump on North Korea... #crazylovescompany #signoftheapocalypse

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That stupid icky Verizon hipster spokesperson is why we can’t have nice things. #enoughalready !

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#DUKE ! 💙🏀
#cameroncrazy #ontoACC

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The Class of 1985 is 50 years old. That’s a lot of sagging parachute pants and leg warmers... #80s

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Phil Sims will forever be “Phillip the Knife Thrower” to me... #elementary

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TheMr has started calling the cat his consigliere. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry...#marriedtoit

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@ChrisDanielShow Friday Night Lights: it scary how accurately it portrays small town TX.
Divorce: Death Becomes Her

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Me: This cough syrup isn't working.
TheMr: That's Rum.
Me: Oh! You're right! (grabs whisky)
#selfmedicating