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no rest for the whiny

[em @thenuttesac]

and the posts will be semi normal too!! die die die die die die die what is wrong with you keep that weird shit in your journal weirdo

[em @thenuttesac]

the next time twitter puts edtwt accounts on my tl I am going to start multiple forest fires and I mean that

[em @thenuttesac]

me thinking someone just said something relatable so I look ay the replies and it's just a bunch of little stupid fuckers encouraging the exact thing I am trying so hard to recover from. I'll kill you with my bare hands

[em @thenuttesac]

let girls eat ham

[em @thenuttesac]

why r u washing ur produce with SOAP I literally hate you. grow up eat dirt

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

im doopid 💔

[em @thenuttesac]

I don't believe in Love I believe in chewing on sticks and biting ankles

[em @thenuttesac]

me: I will stop scratching today

*one small inconvenience later* (SpongeBop voice) chtt chtt chtt chhtt chtt chtt chtt
(thats the sound of me scritching)

[em @thenuttesac]

this is my favorite Christmas movie I will be watching it tomorrow BY MYSELF

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

something i have discovered this christmas is that no one aged 27-35 has seen this movie

[em @thenuttesac]

thinking about The time this guy was hitting on me and he was like let me buy you a shot and I was like ok jimmy peach please and he's like no I'm getting you Jager and I was like please don't get me Jager and he brought me back not one but two shots of Jager n I did both

[em @thenuttesac]

nobody talk to me today I am focusing really hard on Stop Itching and also Scratchingand it is slowly driving me mad

[em @thenuttesac]

BABYS HOME

[em @thenuttesac]

if you have a cat you must also have a dog so that when the cat starts puking the dog gets there before you could ever dream of arriving and cleans it all up for you. you can't do anything to stop it and it's really beautiful if you think about it

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

happy phone in bed sunday to those who celebrate

[em @thenuttesac]

they should invent a december that isn't heart wrenching

[em @thenuttesac]

the grief is heavy I'm gonna get really into maroon 5 about it I think

[em @thenuttesac]

Me and Matt genuinely

[no doubt @selontheweb]

the flickering roommate: 🫥😐🫥😐🫥😐
the other flickering roommate: 😐🫥😐🫥😐🫥

[em @thenuttesac]

@bbcream4000 I'm so glad you are back on Twitter thank god