Theo Morris

[Michael Cancelliere @YoungCanc]

The real pandemic is pickleball

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Dan(ny) Lempert @danlempert]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Modern Adult @adultproblem]

You never realize how little self control you have until chips and salsa are in front of you at the Mexican restaurant

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

there have been 41 school shooting this year i feel like that is scarier

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

easily the most insane character arc i have ever witnessed

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

When them lil bitches start sellin cookies again?

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Whoever bought that Eli Lilly blue check has to hold the title for spending the most consequential $8 in modern human history

[guy @guymrdth]

remember when a major streaming service released an official recording of a famous musical and it was wildly successful and then practically no one ever did it again

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

MLB offseason literally doesn’t even start till Thursday and Steve Cohen already dished out 100 mil lord save us

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My favorite part of daylight savings is I get an extra hour of sleep. My least favorite is the overwhelming depression I feel at 4pm every day as the sun sets

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

should i go bed or drive to gas station and get a diet coke