Basil the not so Great

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c....

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Mission churches: We don't use Coptic, no one understands it.

Mission church during Kiahk:

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Everytime a priest asks a scholar a question about the church rites....

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Finding your lost Twitter password be like....

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Protestants have figured out how to take bits of Orthodox theology and hire a marketing manager or author to turn it into a "new and revolutionary" thing...then people pay tons of money to attend conferences and buy books. Genius...

Right, @EHDiscipleship?

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Copts: We'd like to start an international youth ministry

Servant: That's great, It is desperately needed. What's is our budget? How many people will we have to hire? Do we have a location?

Copts: Hire? Budget? Location? bism el saleeb bro, ehna masheen bil baraka.

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Do you think during creation God thought about your motorcycle bar coffee shop yoga studio hip hop club-'church' and almost changed His mind?

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

@KyrillosT @kyrillosgavriil It's poetic that the best Coptic vestments are Eastern...

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Oh my lahwey....is he wearing cuffs (epimanikia)?! #Woke

[Peter Mansour @itspetermansour]

Shout out to @CopticReader for the extensive work they did with the new translations and the entire rewritting of so many of the Kiahk melodies. The English, chanting experience, and even theological substance have improved tremendously! Your work is greatly appreciated!

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

@sonofrus First of all , I consulted with the consciousness of the Church and they had this to say (Paragraph 10), https://t.co/U6Ng9vNr8Y

Maybe they haven't heard about your 2018 anathema?

Secondly, you should be fighting for unity and understanding, not tossing anathemas at people.

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

@sonofrus Dude I totally agree with you! How dare those OO heretics claim God was Born of a virgin, crucified AND rose from the dead... It's despicable. I am glad you were there to set then straight!

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

@TALLandholy Thanks, you're adorable (as we say in the kiahk praises).

I would love any source on the title "seal of the martyr" if you have it. #MakeCoptsSmartAgain

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Also, can my Greek peeps please translate Ιερομάρτυρος to my Coptic peeps #FixYoFaceCopts

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

As we enter the joyous month of Kiahk I implore @CopticPope to please review all hymns regarding breast milk and consider removing them due to their pointlessness #ThanksBaba

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

Early Coptic Church:
The Coptic tradition is rich and proud, it was the center of Christian thought and education. She has produced more scholars, martyrs, saints and teachings than can be enumerated. The era of Athanasius, Origen, Cyril, Clement...

The Coptic Church Today:

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

wow....I wonder if they just didn't make these vestments in Pope Shenoudas size or if he thought they were too heavy.

Any of you scholars know what happened to the vestments from Pope 116 to 117?

[Basil the not so Great @theoLOLgy]

I was blessed to visit @STSAChurch today and I have one thought....How are ya'll going to record the standardized English responses and then NOT use them in your liturgies #DoBetter