The observability guy

observability enthusiast | executive thinking | avid Guinness enjoyer | Oakland class of 2010

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Yes I’m fucking rich but my new goal in life is to never fly economy ever again

#chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

A bus at an American airport?? Sorry didn’t realize we became a third world country

#chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

I still own my $DDOG IPO shares, what are people feeling about upcoming earnings? Excited to see their growth in agentic SRE

#chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Throwing an Agent Builder dinner this Thursday. DM if you’re pretending to build and want to LARP with other likeminded pussy beta founders.

#chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Unfortunately being forced to fly to SF right now. Am I cynical for wishing a brother from the hood just shoots me???

NYC dw I’m coming back! @JWMarriott please ensure my suite is stocked with hard liquor and @united I will be hitting Polaris lounge hard in 30 minutes.

#sadminion #chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

@nypost My buddy apparently fucked her in college. #chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Been there, done that. Wife went to hs with my last ex

#chinghao

[Oscar “Special K” Kaufman @kingOkaufman]

Same hometown as the ex. Fuck

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

The GOAT is back!! I missed you brother, the liberals have taken over. Glad to see the real founders are back

#chinghao

[travis kalanick @travisk]

https://t.co/SEzWZtFurm

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

@humancapital @bykahlil @waltleung @erickaidiwang @NatGeo watch out, a new player is on the market for nature videography

#nature #chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Was just notified that I’ll be forced to return to SF in two weeks. Day is ruined

@JWMarriott please ensure my room (titanium status holder) is stocked with hard liquor as I’ll need it.

Many Chinghao folks

#folks #rich #chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Oh can I get a Chinghao from everyone

MEOW

#chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

@bykahlil @naturalpay @ForerunnerVC Regardless congrats on the launch, I’ll be here with my critics but 🚀🚀

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

@bykahlil @naturalpay @ForerunnerVC Yea that would have been a much better video to lead off with, and something you should have spent extra polishing over that nature video.

Great to see the product coming to life, but I think you should lead with what your team built and spend your videography budget on that.

[Minions @Minions]

last minute performer added to the halftime show

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

@mytechceoo @naturalpay in a nutshell with human caps money #chinghao

[The observability guy @theobserveguy]

Fastest order in my life @Minions

#chinghao

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anybody but there would be signs