subliminal criminal

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

If you’re having a bad day please note that I accidentally paid some random guy $650 for a pair of skis :/

[Mr Doodle @itsmrdoodle]

I doodled my house

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@AxelWard_ why did the college kid cross the street

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@Cmontgomery27 screwball on repeat baby

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@fattywithadent giants d this year:

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@Twins do not come here with your Sano slander people

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

IF YOU LIVE OUTSIDE YOUR PARENTS HOME FOR > 6 MONTHS/YR OR PAY OVER HALF OF YOUR LIVING EXPENSES YOU ARE NOT A DEPENDENT AND CAN CLAIM STIMULUS MONEY FROM LAST YEAR ON YOUR TAXES!!! it’s like $2,000 so what u waiting for

[Alex @alexyoubitch_]

fuck a breakup have y’all ever had to chase your dog down the street.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Star shortstop Fernando Tatis Jr. and the San Diego Padres are in agreement on a 14-year, $340 million contract extension, a source familiar with the deal tells ESPN.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2020

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@TalkinJake What’s skis are you rocking?

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@KendalleBelle

[🎀 @cnmauricette]

I used to be really good friends with a guy but he broke off our friendship because his girlfriend hated that I would say love you when I hang up the phone. If you’re that insecure that you don’t want your partner being loved by their friends you shouldn’t be in a relationship.

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

@KendalleBelle too bad ur gonna get coal

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

On today's anniversary of the Clean Air Act, the task of protecting the air we breathe has never been more urgent or more vital.

Our administration will deliver on the goals of the Clean Air Act, while meeting this moment in history to address the climate crisis.

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Take out our starter who is dominating and put in our worst reliever of the post season in a 1-run elimination game.

[Talkin’ Jake @TalkinJake]

Macarena/Arozarena- Jeff Passan Remix

[subliminal criminal @theoj_18]

day 200 of working from home

this sucks ass

[Coach Trev @trevorplouffe]

I didn’t think it would feel this bad. Being a fan is tough.

[Waldorf @Wally__98]

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