Thomas Noyes

tell stories

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm having a hard time being upset that the worm in RFK's brain is implementing a pro-parasite agenda. You just have to respect the hustle.

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[mo •᷄⌓•᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[Chai Met Toast @bythewaynikhil]

how i feel driving in rain at 40 km/h

[shameika said @misslawnabanana]

u know when someone is talking, and u sorta get why they are loved

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

[SDL @SocDoneLeft]

the official position of the US government:

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Chicago got the first American pope before they got a 4k yard passer.

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

Do you wanna move in together. Because of the tariffs.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

when all 2 of your friends are busy

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Time to cope

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Going an entire NFL season only losing games to two teams, still ending up as a wildcard, and still not even making it to the Divisional Round might be the peak Minnesota Vikings experience.

I truly don’t think they are ever going to top that.

[Thomas Noyes @imthomasnoyes]

I’m not lighting the Kirk candle again he should’ve done this in purple

[chance @chanceposts]

just remembered you have to open up to be loved

[Thomas Noyes @imthomasnoyes]

Lit the Kirk candle

[Thomas Noyes @imthomasnoyes]

i wrote the art of war but for uno strategy

[Thomas Noyes @imthomasnoyes]

i could’ve done that so much quicker

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Smart little bird.. 👌 https://t.co/XFQF3cEHwb

[Thomas Noyes @imthomasnoyes]

this semantically satiated beef for me forever, don’t talk to me about cows anymore

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture