The Old Geezer

Tweeting jokes, quotes, links to books, videos & miscellanea.

[Albert Clack @AlbertClack]

"Very nice! Excellent plot, several twists and turns. Plus an erudite author. Recommend this one to those who like a well written British procedural." (Reader in California). Buy now on Barnes & Noble #Nook for only $1.99: https://t.co/JgFfZTwbgj #MurderMystery #Crimefiction

[The Old Geezer @TheOldGeyser]

#cats

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@amervoices Thank God (yet again) I'm not American.

[LBC @LBC]

Police are on the hunt for a man who drop-kicked a tent containing two homeless people while his friends filmed it on a phone

[The Old Geezer @TheOldGeyser]

@LBC @StuartSorensen Hang these scum.

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#franceprotests

[Albert Clack @AlbertClack]

"Totally absorbing & I could not put it down until finished. It made one realise how little we know about individual acts of bravery & courage at a time of war. I felt proud and humbled." (UK Review). Buy on Barnes & Noble #Nook for $1.99. https://t.co/PId9hbEMgW #wwii #history

[The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme]

I find the best way to not overstay your welcome is just not to show up in the first place.

[Devon Newport @DevonNewport]

I think the closest I ever come to understanding the sheer vastness of the universe is when my wife asks me to get something out of her purse.

[The Old Geezer @TheOldGeyser]

@BenGartside @christiancalgie Every true Englishman knows all you need do to make foreigners understand is shout; they will then do whatever you want. That's why the negotiations with Europe by this nation of monoglots have been such a roaring success.

[Jacqui @heyjacqui_]

Why do blurry people always ask me if I’m drunk??

[Albert Clack @AlbertClack]

“I didn’t know they let poofters in the police,” he snarled, his face twisting into a contemptuous leer. He stabbed forwards with the knife. Buy this compelling page-turner now on #Kindle for only £1.99: https://t.co/1ecoxbcu63 #MurderMystery #CrimeFiction

[Inspector Warren @InspectorWarren]

A famous actor is killed while appearing in Hamlet. Revenge for past sex crimes or linked to friendship with a drugs baron? Police are stretched by kidnappings of valuable dogs and armed robberies. Buy Kobo ebook now for £1.99: https://t.co/FPjGo6gDlo #mystery #crimefiction

[The Old Geezer @TheOldGeyser]

#marriage #domesticviolence #domesticabuse

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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

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#Engineering #Engineer #engineers

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My wife used to be a fine figure of a woman. Now she's a fine figure of two women. #marriage

[The Old Geezer @TheOldGeyser]

“I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.” - Tim Vine.