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$NKE stock is tanking. That’s what happens when you support Kaepernick.

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@CollinRugg What are they going to do, shit their pants?

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@WGNNews @pattomasulo Why does does Kenny have Joshua Henderson vibes

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Sounds like Bill Hader actually killer Rob Reiner

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@SonOfABoyDad @rone @lilsamsquanch66 @Shanemgillis

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Love @franciscellis but I don’t think adequate attention has been given to how strong his Luis Carruthers energy is

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@HiddenPivots I m I
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@Chicago_NFL Looking like a slightly older @PatMcAfeeShow

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@ianmiles @ErikGriffin It’s been amazing watching your progress

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$META daily ⬆️ New lifetime closing high breakout follow through.

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@dariusrucker When is the #FreeRucker merch coming out?

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He owes $83 Million to E Jean Carroll so he didn’t have broad immunity in that case either

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BREAKING: A federal appeals court found Donald Trump is not entitled to broad immunity from federal prosecution, a landmark decision that would allow the criminal case against him involving the 2020 election to move forward if the ruling is upheld. https://t.co/tVg2dxFCUM

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Think about how much @OnlyFans is doing for third world economies. Could really revolutionize these countries by digitally exporting their greatest resource, pussy. Is this the next global inflation risk? @YahooFinance

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How did a 63 year old get in the competition to begin with?

[People @people]

Valerie Bertinelli Says Being Cut from Kids Baking Championship 'Really Hurts': 'The Show Saved My Life' https://t.co/zucZsjBNHM

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@J_Potter For being blind, you’re doing pretty well

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Rosalyn Carter, Henry Kissinger, and now Sandra Day O’Connor have completed the standard political figure death trio. We all know @realDonaldTrump and @JoeBiden will now be with us for some time.

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Are we sure the kids just not listening? They never listen

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A New York man has been charged after a three-month-old child was found unresponsive at a home in Utica on Thanksgiving.

https://t.co/A97L7SnIjU

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@NBCNews Gonna be Hall-in Oates to jail