Canβt quite believe this is happening.
To comrades @laurabirdland@MichelleSignore and the team @TransworldBooks - a million thanks.
To Ikigai and Hygge - The Supreme Leader has spoken, prepare to be wiped off the gifting shelves for eternity.
3 weeks until launch π
Only @EricIdle could upstage one of the funniest openings ever written with a physical bit so unexpected & iconic that I think about it once a week. (From THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH, 1978.)
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Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?
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This is appalling. Our train is without power at Thirsk station. Weβve been without it for 2 hours. There is no air con and the doors canβt be opened due to the power failure. People are fainting. Please sort this out now. @LNER
Coffey's complacency is shocking. Govt's been in power 13 years - not 1 English river is in healthy condition & not 1 meets good chemical standards. Privatisation has failed - put water back in public hands so investment goes where needed #SewageScandal@Feargal_Sharkey@We_OwnIt