Olivia Garcia

I once told a cashier I loved her after she said they had lactose free ice cream. MORAL OF THE STORY, I probably love you. And I'm lactose intolerant.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

@_bella_garcia_9 Psh. I can do that two hours before class.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

How many days can one eat left over Chinese? Asking for a friend.

[RCPD @RileyCountyPD]

The whole Police v. Fire thing is a little unfair when they get to rescue animals from burning houses... Great work earlier @ManhattanFD

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

Basically my sister is cooler than yours https://t.co/JhVYg1Rn3b

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

Will I ever get tired of @KeshaRose's new album? No. The answer is no.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

@audrab332 Thoughts and prayers!

[Fishful Thinking @FishBanc]

I have an idea for replacing one of those statues...

[Collin Schlotfeldt @c_schlotfeldt]

I've called 911 too many times in my life.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

The first two days of school be like "welcome back read the first seven chapters and do the exercises of the book you haven't gotten yet."

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

The last 16 pictures on my camera roll are of dogs, if that tells you anything about me.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

BASICALLY THE BEST COMPLEMENT I COULD ASK FOR.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

"You're pretty, you love your job, and you're good at it." "You're going to be a great therapist one day."

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

The Devil is a liar.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

Case so managed.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

If there's anything I learned today it's that global warming is real.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

@08Ethan In one of my therapy classes we practice staring at another persons eyes without facial expression. Start talking. Therapist always wins.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

@Spenserallen01 The last one.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

Ugh. Criminal Minds. I can't cope.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

Judging the days good or bad as to whether or not someone died.

[Olivia Garcia @theolive14]

How many episodes of Criminal Minds is it socially acceptable to watch in a day? Asking for a friend.