jordan smith

i can move things with my mind if i use my hands

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

@Al_Smith02 random question - do you like tapes and cds?

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

nothing ruins a women's underwear fashion show quite like lady gaga

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

Thyme is for when you want just a little bit of grass on whatever you're eating.

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

I'm still not sure what's so challenging about the manikin challenge...

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

#pressinpickle

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

@logansmeezy @BlakeHurt @analyzingaleece

[Jeremy Rutherford @jprutherford]

An NHL rep was in town today to prep players for the behind-the-scenes documentary leading up to the Winter Classic. More on that tomorrow.

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Every picture of Trump, makes him look like George Brett running out of the Yankee dugout. How bout some Hillary Bobble head to even it out?

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

@Al_Smith02 @jessiesalmans do you....think I'm a jerk? 🤔

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

Adults are always clearing their throats. That's when I'll know I've made the crossover.

[Brad Frost @brad_frost]

I wonder if they can make Super Smash Brothers an Olympic sport before the next games.

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

So the NBC announcer literally talked through the entire Kygo performance...wtf

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

Why anyone would waste their time with an oatmeal raisin cookie is beyond me.

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

you guys...i have a new good charlotte cd to listen to : ))))))))))

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

tonight i found out that i can eat a box of cheez-it grooves in one night

[Luke Wroblewski @LukeW]

@brad_frost

[Jerry Ferrara @jerryferrara]

Just realized I'm dating a Muggle!

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Blues/Hawks was one of the greatest series I've seen in a long, long time. Congrats to the Blues and the city of St Louis!

[jordan smith @theonestheonly]

BLUUEESSSSSS!!!!!!! #LGB #LGB #LGB

[Her Universe @HerUniverse]

Red Leader standing by! #StarWars #dogs